Victorian State Election 27/11/2010

[minionofmidas]

Ombudsman: The youth detention center at Parkville sucks.

Department of Human Services: We know, thats why we've recommended increased funding for it for ages

Minister: It's the yuuvs fault!

Baillieu: The minister can't blame this on the yuuvs! It's governmental ineptitude!

Yuuvs: *lighting a cig from a live electrical cable* Yeah, It's not my fault I caused thousands of dollars of damage to the common area!

Brumby: Now, now, it's still the best in Australia. Even if it does suck.

ACT: Eh, no, ours is better

NSW: Yeah, cos it was half funded with our money but now you won't let us put our yuuvs in there

lolz.

[minionofmidas]

I've never objected to partisan hack/spinster posts as long as they were clearly marked as such (whether in the post or in my opinion of the poster - though in the latter case I might try to make the poster understand what they are).

[minionofmidas]

Liberals: We're going to save the W-class trams!

Motorists: Oh cool they're heritage and stuff

Public transport users: Sure, but while you're at it, want to make them tolerable to ride in?

Liberals: Sure we'll fit them out with airco! The windows won't open any more and the only charm they ever had for actual passengers will be lost, but they look good to the people in the cars driving past them when they're broken down on St. Kilda Road!

Death to airconditioned public transport.

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