SILLY PLEDGES TIME!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

If Barbara Boxer loses her reelection bid, I pledge to wear R-KY avatar for two months, plus having Rand Paul photo in my sig with text: "A great Freedom Fighter and Patriot".

[minionofmidas]

Should the election turn out as I *right now* think *most* likely, I shall be contrite and will freely admit to having been overoptimistic in my earlier, explicitly stated, predictions.

[tpfkaw]

If Jack Conway wins, I will have a D-KY avatar for the remainder of my time on this site.

[King]

If the Democrats retain the House, I will fly to Thailand and let opebo ladyboy me.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I will have a Grey Goose martini for each.......wait, I'll have that regardless.  Nevermind.

[Hash]

I've told my friend that if Linda McMahon wins as he says, I'll tell my high school crush that I had a crush on her.

And if Christine O'Donnell wins, I'll, uh, become a Harper hack for two months.

[Lief 🗽]

If Russ Feingold loses, I will cry.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If Russ Feingold loses, I will cry.

Because you're one of my favorite hard core lefties:



Man up, Lief

[hawkeye59]

If Tom Tancredo wins, I will don a C-CO avatar for a month, have him in my sig,, calling him a "great freedom fighter"

[Free Palestine]

If the Republicans fail to take the House, I will write letters to all of my cyclical girlie-obsessions, hand-delivering them when possible, explaining how I would like to boff each of them.[1]

[1]Which I do not.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

If Barbara Boxer loses her reelection bid, I pledge to wear R-KY avatar for two months, plus having Rand Paul photo in my sig with text: "A great Freedom Fighter and Patriot".

Well, I don't have to do it.