Bond Villains Survivor

[Magic 8-Ball]

The List:
Dr. Julius No
Rosa Kleb
Auric Goldfinger (immune until Round Eight)
Emilio Largo
Ernst Stavro Blofeld (immune until Round Sixteen)
Dr. Kananga/Mr. Big
Francesco Scaramanga
Karl Stromberg
Hugo Drax
Aris Kristatos
Kamal Kahn
General Orlov
Max Zorin
General Georgi Koskov
Brad Whitaker
Franz Sanchez
Alec Trevelyan
Eliot Carver
Elektra King
Renard
Gustav Graves
Le Chiffre
Mr. White
Dominic Greene


Each round will last roughly 24 hours, and the method of elimination will be outlandish and completely unnecessary.  In case of a tie, a runoff will be held.

Round One: divvy up ten points however you please -- the villain with the most points will be eliminated -- and vote for another to immunize for...oh let's say seven rounds.  That will work.

Round Two: normal elimination

Round Three: cast seven votes  4-2-1; the villain with the most votes will be eliminated.

Round Four: vote to eliminate two villains and keep one.

Round Five: normal elimination

Round Six: cast ten points however you please to keep and/or eliminate as many villains as you desire.

Round Seven: vote 4-2-1 for three villains to eliminate.

Round Eight: cast your vote 3-1 for two villains to eliminate and 1 to immunize another.  Auric Goldfinger is no longer immune.

Round Nine: vote to eliminate one villain.

Round Ten: You have ten points to vote towards eliminating however many villains you desire and another ten to keep.

Round Eleven: vote 4-2-1 for three villains to eliminate.

Round Twelve: normal elimination.

Round Thirteen: vote to eliminate three villains and keep two.

Round Fourteen: apportion 15 votes 5-4-3-2-1.

Round Fifteen A: normal elimination.
Round Fifteen B: vote to eliminate either King or Largo.

Round Sixteen: vote to eliminate two villains; the highest vote getter dies.  Ernst Stavro Blofeld is no longer immune.

Round Seventeen: vote to eliminate two villains and keep one.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Eliminate:
3 Renard
3 Gustav Graves
2 Eliot Carver
2 Hugo Drax

Immunize:
Auric Goldfinger

[Magic 8-Ball]

Gustav Graves is hereby sucked through an airplane turbine.  Auric Goldfinger is immune for seven rounds.

Eliminate: Gustav Graves: 30; Renard: 9, Dominic Greene: 8, Eliot Carver: 6, Max Zorin: 4, Hugo Drax: 2, Aris Kristatos: 1

Immune: Auric Goldfinger: 4;  Blofeld: 2

Round Two is now open.  Vote to eliminate one villain.

(Sorry about not being able to close the round yesterday.  I proofed a friend's term paper and she took forever to get it to me.)

[Magic 8-Ball]

Renard

[Magic 8-Ball]

Renard has been shot in the head.  Good news (for him): the bullet is traveling so slowly we don't know when he'll actually die.

Renard: 5; Dominic Greene:1


Round Three is now open.  You have seven votes to cast 4-2-1; the villain with the most votes will be eliminated.

[Magic 8-Ball]

4 Eliot Carver
2 Hugo Drax
1 Dominic Greene

[Magic 8-Ball]

Dominic Greene has been found dead in the Bolivian Desert full of bullets and motor oil.

Greene: 15
Carver: 10
Drax: 10
Zorin: 4
Kristatos: 2
Dr. Kananga: 1

Round Four is now open.  Vote to eliminate two villains and keep one.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Eliminate:
Carver
Drax

Keep:
Sanchez

Zorin MUST stay, Walken is hilarious in that one, almost it looks like the guy just accepted to be in the movie for the laughs

If I recall correctly, Walken only turns down roles when he can't fit them into his schedule.  It explains a lot of his movies.

[Magic 8-Ball]

The founder of Carver Media Group Network has been found dead in an apparent suicide aboard his luxury yacht in the South China Sea.  His former board of directors fears hostile takeover attempts by News Corp. and Mirror Group Newspapers are imminent.

Carver: 7
Drax: 6
Kristatos: 1
Zorin: -3
Dr. Kananga: -2
Sanchez: -2

Round Five is now open.  Normal Elimination.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Drax

[Magic 8-Ball]

Hugo Drax has taken a step back for mankind.

Drax: 4
Kristatos: 1
Zorin: 1

Round Six is now open.  Cast ten points however you please to keep and/or eliminate as many villains as you desire.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Eliminate
4 Stromberg
4 Dr. Kananga/Mr. Big

Keep
Dr. No
Trevelyan

[Magic 8-Ball]

Karl Stromberg has been eliminated, and by "eliminated," I mean killed.

Stromberg: 14
Kristatos: 7
Whitaker: 4
Dr. No: -1
Trevelyan: -2
Dr. Kananga/Mr. Big: -4

Round Seven is now open.  Vote 4-2-1 for three villains to eliminate.

[Magic 8-Ball]

4 Largo
2 Kristatos
1 Orlov

[Magic 8-Ball]

"Et tu, Columbo?"

Kristatos: 12
Largo: 8
Orlov: 7
Whitaker: 5
Zorin: 4
Sanchez: 3
Mr. White: 2
Le Chiffre: 1

Round Eight is now open.  Cast your vote 3-1 for two villains to eliminate and 1 to immunize another.  Auric Goldfinger is no longer immune.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Eliminate
3 King
1 Orlov

Immunize
Sanchez

[Magic 8-Ball]

I'll leave this round open for a bit longer so Edu and BenNebbich (or anyone else, for that matter) can vote and hopefully break the tie for immunity.

[Magic 8-Ball]

General Orlov has been shot by German border guards.

Eliminate: Orlov: 11; King: 6; Largo: 4; Whitaker: 4; Kahn: 1; Sanchez: 1; White: 1

Immune: Blofeld: 4; Le Chiffre: 1; Sanchez: 1; Whitaker: 1

Round Nine is now open.  Vote to eliminate one villain.  Ernst Stavro Blofeld is immune until Round Sixteen.

[Magic 8-Ball]

King

thank you.

Not a problem.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Brad Whitaker was killed by the Duke of Wellington while reenacting the Civil War.  He might have survived if he better knew history.

Whitaker: 3
King: 1
Largo: 1
Mr. White: 1

Round Ten is now open.  You have ten points to vote towards eliminating however many villains you desire and another ten to keep.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Eliminate
4 King
2 Mr. White
2 Dr. Kananga/Mr. Big
2 Largo

Keep
5 Sanchez
5 Zorin

[Magic 8-Ball]

Ben, homely, there's only one way to settle so grievous a difference of opinion:

Shame, really, to see it come to this.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Mr. White’s death is as mysterious as his life.

Mr. White: 5
Dr. Kananga/Mr. Big: 4
Largo: 3
Le Chiffre: 2
Sanchez: 2
King: 1
Zorin: 1
Goldfinger: -2
Blofeld: -3
Scaramanga: -5

Round Eleven is now open.  Do the 4-2-1 thing, I guess.  Perhaps one day I'll attempt to be creative with the rules.  Not today, though.  Not today.

[Magic 8-Ball]

4 King
2 Dr. Kananga/Mr. Big
1 Largo

[Magic 8-Ball]

Ben?