Confirmation Hearing: AndrewCT for AG (Confirmed)

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Executive Action

By the power vested in me, I hereby nominate the following individuals for their respective positions for confirmation by the Senate:

AndrewCT, as Attorney General.

Yelnoc, as Secretary of Internal Affairs.

X President Tmthforu94

[Rowan]

How do we know you will stay active during your tenure?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

AndrewCT,

Back in February, as you may recall, we drank, decided to play a very realistic version of Mortal Kombat, during which I broke your neck, so you died.

My question is: how the hell did you resurrect?

[bgwah]

I like AndrewCT, but to be honest I suspect there is about a 0% chance he will actually edit the Wiki... I hope I'm wrong. Is there anyway to convince me you will keep the statute up-to-date on the Wiki, Andrew?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Will you be sober while on the job? This does not include work hours.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'll vote aye, but if Andrew won't be updating wiki nicely, I'll cut off his f**king head instantly

[AndrewTX]

Senators,

 First, I would like to take this time to thank the President for nominating me for this position. As many of you know, especially former Presidents, I have applied for this position in almost every administration. Second, I'm sorry for the delay. I only get two weekends a month off, so I spend it with the little lady. I'll do my best to answer questions already asked, and answer future ones when you are ready.

How do we know you will stay active during your tenure?

I'll be honest, I cant say that I will be the most active AG every known, EVER. But, I can promise you that I will do my best as Attorney General to keep this wiki up to date, as well as be prepared for any case that may come my way.

AndrewCT,

Back in February, as you may recall, we drank, decided to play a very realistic version of Mortal Kombat, during which I broke your neck, so you died.

My question is: how the hell did you resurrect?

Trioxin.

I like AndrewCT, but to be honest I suspect there is about a 0% chance he will actually edit the Wiki... I hope I'm wrong. Is there anyway to convince me you will keep the statute up-to-date on the Wiki, Andrew?

I like me too, I think that should be enough for me to prove to you to consider voting in my favor. As long as a certain someone gives me the access and errthing to update it, I am going to update that Wiki like Bushie updates us with things we dont want to know about.

Will you be sober while on the job? This does not include work hours.

Thats a pretty stupid question. No.

I'll vote aye, but if Andrew won't be updating wiki nicely, I'll cut off his f**king head instantly

Psh, that doesnt work.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

With that answer, I will vote to confirm the nominee. Cheers.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

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I shalln't even say who and what this statement reminds me of, for I prefer to avoid putting a fellow Senator in a negative light.


Toss-up/Tilt Aye. (Shall I or shall I not pull a jew con on this? )

[AndrewTX]

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I shalln't even say who and what this statement reminds me of, for I prefer to avoid putting a fellow Senator in a negative light.


Toss-up/Tilt Aye. (Shall I or shall I not pull a jew con on this? )

LOL, well this is a serious role, and I have no reason to lie, or try to make myself more likeable for a up or down vote. I'd rather be truthfull in my confirmation process. Also, I want to make it clear that I will have no hard feelings if any, or all of you decide to vote against me. I really do believe this is an important office, and I trust the Senate to make the right decision.

[AndrewTX]

Are there any other questions from the Senators?

[Rowan]

Are there any other questions from the Senators?

Where is the check you promised me for my confirmation vote?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I wouldn't do that Rowan, the police will be watching you.

[AndrewTX]

Are there any other questions from the Senators?

Where is the check you promised me for my confirmation vote?

I never promised you a check before the vote.

[Rowan]

Are there any other questions from the Senators?

Where is the check you promised me for my confirmation vote?

I never promised you a check before the vote.

So you're above bribing people? You just lost my vote.

[AndrewTX]

Are there any other questions from the Senators?

Where is the check you promised me for my confirmation vote?

I never promised you a check before the vote.

So you're above bribing people? You just lost my vote.

I never said that. I'm just trying to mislead you.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Kudos for misleading people. Mr. PPT, let's confirm this man!

[AndrewTX]

Now thats what I'm talking about! LETS DO THIS!

In all seriousness'ess though, if I do have the support of the Senators and do become Attorney General, I will be preforming the duties of this office seriously, and with dignity.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

If confirmed, will you be keeping office hours so I can come and pester you ask you important questions?

[AndrewTX]

If confirmed, will you be keeping office hours so I can come and pester you ask you important questions?

Yes, I will have office hours for the people. Half of my office hours will be used to ignore, and point blame at people I dont like, and the other half will be used to answer questions.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

If confirmed, will you be keeping office hours so I can come and pester you ask you important questions?

Yes, I will have office hours for the people. Half of my office hours will be used to ignore, and point blame at people I dont like, and the other half will be used to answer questions.

Can we come to discuss our grades in your office hours?

[HappyWarrior]

I will of course support one of my oldest and dearest friends here in Atlasia for the office of Attorney General.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

People who are going to vote against Dear Leader shall burn in hell.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Confirmation of the nominee is now at vote, please vote Aye, Nay, or Abstain.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Aye