The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

[Insula Dei]

Sometimes it's better to be curious than to know everything. This is one of those situations.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=153647.0

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The one who actually knows how to count.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

33441 posts, and Kalwjet has managed to actually post something funny.

65,135 and you haven't.......

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Free market- and allow more Americans access to hazardous substances? I'm as much of a economic liberal as the next guy, but there's a point where the common good and moral imperatives kick in.

Do you want to ban alcohol as well? Oh wait you drink hazardous substances and are a baseless hypocrite who deems what is safe and unsafe and moral and immoral based on a contrived personality.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Can't post what this was in response to but:

I happen to know a white girl who is very, very attractive. She is dating a black man. I hope they make mixed babies one day. And I hope their mixed baby son bangs your daughter one day, 30 years down the line. And I hope you walk in on it

[Landslide Lyndon]

Guess about whom he is talking.

Apparently I have been gone for too long. Who is this guy? He's comedy gold!

[Oakvale]

Well, 'a Person', the fact remains that you and your assumptions were completely wrong.  I accept your apology, but in future, spend more time playing with your My Little Pony dolls instead and leave the internet detective work to people who know what they're talking about.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Those two don't get on, do they?

[Oakvale]

Those two don't get on, do they?

I have no idea what the root cause of it is, but the fallout's quite entertaining.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Those two don't get on, do they?

I have no idea what the root cause of it is, but the fallout's quite entertaining.

True, true.

[Joe Republic]

The best part is that I honestly had no clue who he even was until a few weeks ago, when he kept insisting that Joe Democrat was my sock.

[minionofmidas]

Those two don't get on, do they?

Stop trolling.

[Simfan34]

Sure, but the address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DA and Mitt and family will be moving in on 1/20/13.

Zing!

Or would have been if Washington, DA were an actual place. The C and A aren't even next to each other on the keyboard so you must be dyslexic

In hindsight this very much seems to be a post by "The Professor".

[k-onmmunist]

I'd do things to McKayla Maroney
unspeakable things

The most unspeakable thing you'd be able to do is giving her a wedgie.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I'd do things to McKayla Maroney
unspeakable things

The most unspeakable thing you'd be able to do is giving her a wedgie.

That's not fair

[King]

I'd do things to McKayla Maroney
unspeakable things

The most unspeakable thing you'd be able to do is giving her a wedgie.

That's not fair

At least you're one of the few people on the internet willing to admit why that girl is a meme.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What's wrong with being 'provincial'?

That was insufficiently mean, I have to say.

I thought you made such a good job of making an absolute tit out of yourself that outside assistance wasn't really required.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Neither, I pronounce it - "N ah so"

Be honest: are you capable of doing anything correctly?

[memphis]

Is anyone else vaguely amazed that he hasn't managed to drown himself in a toilet yet?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Who are you? What are you? It's not possible, even for the internet standards, someone can be that hopelessly stupid. Please tell me you're just trying (and failing) to be a funny troll. Otherwise, I will lost all remaining (and there's little) faith in humanity, science and nature combined. I refuse to believe the nature produced something like you. This world is already badly f**ked up but, for the love of God, there must be some limits!

Your posts causes my brain cells to die, slowly and in unspeakable pain. You are a monster, a villain but, please, at least don't be a sincere monster.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Great movie, great acting.  I loved this movie.

What is abundantly clear in this portrayal is that the Democrats were the party whishing to hold onto the inhuman, deplorable practice of slavery, while the Republicans were the party championing the cause of abolition and freedom.

Thanks to Republican President Abraham Lincoln and Republican leadership in the House, the Thirteenth Amendment abolishing slavery was passed, over the violent objections of the Democrats, who wanted to keep blacks in chains. 

Wait a minute, I think I figured out what you and Oldiesfreak have been trying to tell the rest of the forum.  You guys were trying to tell us that since Mitt Romney is a Mormon and the Church of Latter Day Saints used to support polygamy and used to discriminate against African-Americans, Romney therefore supports polygamy and racial discrimination against African-Americans.

[Linus Van Pelt]

No. Deporting all of them would save use tons of cash wed be rich, it costs about three hundered K to deport them then we fine Mexico for all the trouble theyve caused use make Mexico pay use in trillions then replace the Illegal jobs with american jobs and we make tons of money. It solves so many problems. Deporting All illegals is the way to go. We allready spend millions + on welfare and healthcare to Illegals. There evil criminals who must all be deported now period.

I would strongly suggest that, before taking part in this conversation, you should learn English, at least, at a level of an illegal immigrant.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This is a first for an ag post.......nice.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Why does he devote so much time, energy and effort to post such utter drivel? He can't surely believe a word of it (no one, not even a twelve year old posting on a political forum on the internet, could be that stupid), so there must be some other purpose at work here.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Oh, so she's finally come to terms with her lesbianism?

Did you vote for Dole or Buchanan this year?