The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Not surprising. Religion is pox on humanity and a frequent shelter for hateful behavior.

If that's so, then what's your excuse for being such a consistently vile and hateful individual?

[DC Al Fine]

Not surprising. Religion is pox on humanity and a frequent shelter for hateful behavior.

If that's so, then what's your excuse for being such a consistently vile and hateful individual?

Damn I came here to post that

[Antonio the Sixth]

Cats are evil, vile creatures.  Why stop with the claws? 

Anyway, on a more serious note, support, as long as they're domesticated cats that are going to be living in homes and yards. 

Did one refuse your advances?

[angus]

Scotland's insanely complex linguistic history, etc.

Now, now, let's not let confusing reality get in the way of the important business of trolling random hyphenated Americans.

Translation: my jab at Scots was blocked and countered, so I'll take a rabbit punch at the Yanks:)

Nice shot, man.

This is also my maiden voyage into these waters.  I've never before posted in the comedy goldmine, the burn thread, the "good post" thread, or any of these circle jerk type threads on the Forum Community section, but this sunburn was just too good not to be memorialized, especially in a thread named after the reputed master of sardonism.

[Joe Republic]

This entire thread belongs here: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=177265

[Antonio the Sixth]

You guys are mean. Why can't we just be happy for our good friend BRTD's achievement?

Your usage of the words 'our' and 'achievement' are grossly misplaced.

[Paul Kemp]

In my family, the man pays for EVERYTHING and the woman pays for NOTHING

Unless the woman is a mother providing for her lazy and grown man child son?

[Kitteh]

He's probably just talking about the radical Muslims.  Not all Muslims are radicals or terrorists, you know.

I love how you whitewash and rationalize any and all evidence of Republicans being bigoted or appealing to bigotry in the exact way you accuse us of doing with Democrats.

That's generally how blatant hypocrisy works, but few people manage to be so dumb and staggeringly obsessive about it.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The non-fascists who don't secretly/openly want people like me dead.

The idea that there are such people anywhere in the world... yeah, that's a delusion you'd better lose quickly.

[minionofmidas]

I couldn't resist. It's not to be taken entirely literally, of course.

[Antonio the Sixth]

McConnell has yet to buy the election.

Not a McConnell fan, I take it?

I don't mind him, I'm just realistic that his money machine will literally nuke Grimes.

He is literally going to drop a nuclear bomb on her? Like actually drop a physical bomb? Will she be in Kentucky at the time? Wouldn't that hurt Mitch with the electorate?

[RogueBeaver]

Kalwejt already posted the original in the Deluge.

What's up with all the Republicans voting for the uber-liberal Tsongas?  Brooke may have had some bad behavior, but surely he was more conservative, right?

Lol, and you dare to claim any knowledge about U.S. political history

First of all, Brooke was the liberal one in this race to such extend people like freaking Barney Frank endorsed him over Tsongas. And he wasn't just "the more liberal out of two". He was a liberal. I know a "Black Republican" somehow play to your baseless fantasies, but there are some limits of stupidity.

Second, calling Tsongas uber-liberal is a proof of an utter ignorance. Seriously, read about him and his positions.

Still wonder why there's no one taking you seriously?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

McConnell has yet to buy the election.

Not a McConnell fan, I take it?

I don't mind him, I'm just realistic that his money machine will literally nuke Grimes.

He is literally going to drop a nuclear bomb on her? Like actually drop a physical bomb? Will she be in Kentucky at the time? Wouldn't that hurt Mitch with the electorate?

He could have just been using the Google definition of literally.

However, I thought it was Reid and Obama that were threatening to use the nuclear option.

[Supersonic]

McConnell has yet to buy the election.

Not a McConnell fan, I take it?

I don't mind him, I'm just realistic that his money machine will literally nuke Grimes.

He is literally going to drop a nuclear bomb on her? Like actually drop a physical bomb? Will she be in Kentucky at the time? Wouldn't that hurt Mitch with the electorate?

He could have just been using the Google definition of literally.

I was using the Google definition, yep.

[Antonio the Sixth]

McConnell has yet to buy the election.

Not a McConnell fan, I take it?

I don't mind him, I'm just realistic that his money machine will literally nuke Grimes.

He is literally going to drop a nuclear bomb on her? Like actually drop a physical bomb? Will she be in Kentucky at the time? Wouldn't that hurt Mitch with the electorate?

He could have just been using the Google definition of literally.

I was using the Google definition, yep.

People who use this definition of literally should be figuratively shot.

[Lambsbread]

Using that definitely is literally the best thing ever

[Paul Kemp]

Everyone is good at something, and he truly excels at being a cretin.

[Lambsbread]

Fun fact: raving about the "evils of religion" does not automatically make a transphobic misogynist like you a leftist. As far as rational debate between adults goes, your religious opinions are about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

[Lurker]

The "Google definition" of "literally" is not some new development. The word has been used that way for centuries. And not just by the man in the street, but by people like Dickens, Austen, Mark Twain, etc.

[Sol]

Fun fact: raving about the "evils of religion" does not automatically make a transphobic misogynist like you a leftist. As far as rational debate between adults goes, your religious opinions are about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

Came here to post this.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I feel like this forum is my home.

No, no Barfy.  The Atlas is "home" to those that have been here for the long haul.  3,000 posts in just under 3 months?  You're more like the cousin you never met that shows up on the couch, raids the fridge, and doesn't leave. 

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I feel like this forum is my home.

No, no Barfy.  The Atlas is "home" to those that have been here for the long haul.  3,000 posts in just under 3 months?  You're more like the cousin you never met that shows up on the couch, raids the fridge, and doesn't leave. 

This is orgasmic.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Sort of ironic that this got posted by snowguy in a global warming thread, because this burns.

One thing I've learned after 6 years of posting on Atlas is that you are truly a miserable human being.

Nobody can be as nasty as you are to others without feeling pretty awful about yourself.  And you should.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I don't see how getting involved in foreign wars ever helps our country. Iraq I can understand because they tried to assassinate former president Bush. The first Iraq War I can understand because of Saddam attacking oil refineries. As for Vietnam, we should've been in it to win early or not gotten involved at all. The same should be said for Korea.

No offense bit you are a kid, right?

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

far too partisan, he's basically opebo with diarrhea of the mouth

says the dude who posts 47 ing times per day