The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

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This is me dancing to "The Cosby Show" from early 1990.

Totally awesome.  It is no surprise that all men envy you and all women want to bear your children.

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Damn that powerful Homosexual Lobby!
If only other minorities like Wall Street bankers and Oil & Gas companies had that much influence.

Nobody is as powerful and as stealthy behind...the scenes as the pink mafia.

Correct, Godfather Bullmoose.

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No, of course not. Who would do such a thing?

I prefer to use a pasty lump of freshly blended documents molded into the shape of Barbara Eden.

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Can somebody please move this to the strawpatch plz?

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On which actor would best portray yours truly, the prick, Badger suggested:

Abe Vigoda

Wow, just wow.

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So, Gramps vs. himself?

Badg is whuppin my ass today.

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Meeker describing gporter's writing:

Your writing is the literary equivalent of a grand mal seizure. It also has no intellectual depth to it.

Ouch.

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could somebody or multiple people please post short summaries of those posters who registered since the beginning of 2009 and have become integral to the function of the Forum community?

Integral? Not many, to be honest. Most post-Obama posters appear to be total idiots who can be safely ignored.

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Commonly refered as an "old man" (including by himself). I've rarely seen him post outside the Forum Community board and doesn't seem interested in discussing politics. His main interest seems to be fooling around with his clique of admirers. Likes to make fun of other people even when he makes no sense at all. A lot of people find him witty and I've yet to understand why. Politically he's a kind of right-libertarian hack who cares a lot about guns.

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I'm a sexist pig...

Probably, but pointing out that you are a sexist is like pointing out a bloodless scratch on the finger of a motorcycle accident victim who already notices that he has a broken leg.  You have much bigger, and far more entertaining, psychological shortcomings.

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Back in the day, they were the opposite.  I haven't cared to look into their recent posts to make a judgment, though.

Who are you?

Are you still carrying a grudge over things that happened when I was in high school?  I have a master's degree and a career now.  I've moved on from all that silliness of long ago, and it's pretty sad that you, one of the most respected posters on this forum, can't.

It's not that I hold a grudge against you per se; it's more that I don't know who you are.

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PGA Tour Golf........trust me.....I'm an avid fan, but I can't make it through 3 hours of TV coverage.....ever.

Or maybe I could just read your posting history....hmmmm.

Ouch

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So, I think I've been pretty objectionable despite years of people calling me a "hackish" Republican. I've correctly predicted the winner in the last three Presidential elections.

At last we agree on something.

HA!

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I have a feeling she didn't read the thing before signing.

Only a fool signs anything before reading something non-routine. President Barack Obama has a degree from an honest-to- Oliver Wendell Holmes law school, and he would never make that mistake.

O RLY.

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Aaand the local douchebag chimes in.

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opebo is just unable to come up with something more clever than Goodwin's Law.

Its Godwin's law, Goobles.

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So the people being ill-treated by these rebels without a clue aren't going to take it lying down. Well, at least that is heartening.

Please stop trying to be clever.. it is painful to observe.

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(smug)May be speaking too soon, but very interesting to notice what cities/areas didn't riot(/smug)

They'd riot in Scotland but they're too lazy and fat.

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State churches are as a rule almost always the most harmless.

okay, then.  Glad we got that cleared up. 

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Naso is America.

You just summarized tragedy of this nation.

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Brutal honesty can be an "ohh snap"

Gotta agree with Phil here.  I've never understood why the welfare queen deserves so much protection, other than the fact that he whines so much to the mod staff that I guess they have to do something in order to shut him up.

This is why I like Spade

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Yeah, that f****t is a pretty good bully.

I like people who say what they mean.......it really doesn't matter much (though sometimes it does), if I agree with it all, sbane.

Most of my favorite posters are straight shooters.......even if I'm the one they're shooting at

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I would read this if you put more asterisks and capital letters in the title.

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This is bad and you should feel bad. I recommend you stop this drivel and get a nice stable job as a janitor with no internet access.

Truly one of the best contributions, Naga......Joe licks his chops to find ones like this