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« on: April 22, 2011, 12:22:01 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 11:02:52 AM »

Doritos/Doritos

Doritos (D-TX)/Stephen Colbert (D-SC)
Gary Johnson (R-NM)/Marco Rubio (R-FL)

1. The Hispanic vote goes to Johnson over anger about fake nacho chips winning the Democratic primary. Libertarian voters put the West in Gary Johnson's hands.

2. Doritos sweeps the Midwest due to the profits from farming the wheat for Frito-Lay products.

3. Using a "Southern Strategy" with pro-farming platforms and choosing Colbert (whose 2008 run was sponsored by Doritos) as the VP, Doritos splits the Republican South with Johnson.

4. Excited for an Orange-American president, Doritos wins the Italian-American vote and takes the states with large Italian-American populations.

5. Johnson focuses on a libertarian platform to pull off victories in New England and the Pacific Northwest.

Doritos-295
Johnson-243

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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 03:19:15 PM »

Doritos/Doritos

Doritos (D-TX)/Stephen Colbert (D-SC)
Gary Johnson (R-NM)/Marco Rubio (R-FL)

1. The Hispanic vote goes to Johnson over anger about fake nacho chips winning the Democratic primary. Libertarian voters put the West in Gary Johnson's hands.

2. Doritos sweeps the Midwest due to the profits from farming the wheat for Frito-Lay products.

3. Using a "Southern Strategy" with pro-farming platforms and choosing Colbert (whose 2008 run was sponsored by Doritos) as the VP, Doritos splits the Republican South with Johnson.

4. Excited for an Orange-American president, Doritos wins the Italian-American vote and takes the states with large Italian-American populations.

5. Johnson focuses on a libertarian platform to pull off victories in New England and the Pacific Northwest.

Doritos-295
Johnson-243



I'd agree with this map, and heck, I might just vote Democrat when the ticket features both Doritos and Colbert.
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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 07:58:11 PM »

Doritos/Doritos. Although Johnson is appealing, I must always vote for the ticket with Stephen Colbert on it.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2011, 11:00:54 AM »

Doritos/Doritos. Although Johnson is appealing, I must always vote for the ticket with Stephen Colbert on it.

Never would've suspected you of all people would be a Colbert fan.
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