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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
Kalwejt
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« on: July 19, 2011, 08:49:29 PM »

PRESS NOTE


After a hour-long struggle, President Polnut made a great poo at precisely 9.00 PM EST.

Tomorrow, the President will present his achievement to the school tour.


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Kalwejt
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2011, 02:03:27 PM »

PRESS RELEASE


While en-route to Guam to commence his tour of the newly incorporated Atlasian state of  Oceania, President Polnut had a tasty pizza. After consuming his pizza, President Polnut performed number one.


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Kalwejt
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2011, 04:45:41 PM »
Quote from: Teddy (SoFE) on July 21, 2011, 02:21:52 PM
Isn't impersonating the President against the law?

I am the law.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2011, 06:07:05 PM »
« Edited: July 21, 2011, 06:08:37 PM by Inks von Papen »

Isn't that a definition of my office?

I'm not "impresionating" Polnut. If I were, I'd change display name and avatar.

I'm merely making fun of his pretentious, frequent updates.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2011, 07:54:10 AM »
Quote from: President Polnut on September 11, 2011, 07:35:46 AM

PRESS RELEASE


The President has formally changed his state of residence from Washington to Massachusetts.

Carpetbagger.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2011, 01:50:23 PM »
I hope Doc won't dissapear this time, like when I were Acting President and I had to fire him for inactivity, nominating Andrew.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2011, 07:05:47 PM »
Quote from: President Polnut on October 08, 2011, 02:20:45 AM
They will discuss the future plans for Libya to transition to a functional democracy, and how Atlasia's aid will be directed.

And I just saw a flying pig!
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