The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[opebo]

"Broken"  Hilarious!

Well I only used the Facebook for about two weeks and it is, unsurprisingly, already broken.  It appears to be infected with viruses and I cannot see my account.  Ah, what wonderfulness is the modern technology.

Yes, archaisms are a form of humor I enjoy, though I hardly think it worthy of the Institute.

[Lief 🗽]

the context is important

Ok I did exactly as that said, Bullmoose, and of course it did no good at all.

[opebo]

the context is important

Ok I did exactly as that said, Bullmoose, and of course it did no good at all.

How do you mean? In light of the previous post?  Obviously I figured out a way to get to the specified file.

[Lief 🗽]

Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Is it fair to call this bigblackdickgate yet?

[opebo]

Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

Oh I do that to both of them almost every time.

[Joe Republic]

I just care about big black dicks popping up on my computer screen...

...I'll pass on being the collateral damage from his jokes.

I'd have thought it would have broadened your horizons.  Trust me, typing "big black cock" into Google Image Search with no filters, and then clicking 'I'm feeling lucky' certainly (and instantly) broadened mine.

The safesearch filter obviously makes a huge difference.



Obviously.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

This is literally the most horrifying thread I've ever seen.

Could be worse.  We could get "How would the cast of Pac-Man have voted in 2008?"

Does Blinky's red color mean he's a red state Republican or a communist?  Is Pinky LGBT?

Psh, Pac-Man would've obviously voted Republican because he's a greedy bastard who wants to eat all the pellets!

This post is seriously tempting me to start a Pac-Man thread.

[Ban my account ffs!]

so some broad is at the bar next to a farmer who has ordered a glass of champagne.  Upon inquiring, she finds out the farmer is celebrating.  She decides she's celebrating too, so she orders a glass of champagne.. afterall, one glass won't hurt.  The farmer asks the lady what she's celebrating, and she says "well.. after years of trying, I found out today that I'm finally pregnant!"

The farmer says "what a coincidence... after years of trying to raise eggs to no avail, I finally got it figured out and my hens are laying fertilized eggs!"

The lady asks "well, what'd you do differently?"

The farmer replies "oh, I used a different cock" to which the woman replies "what a coincidence!"

I know.. mediocre trashy blue collar lunch pale humor.

[Ban my account ffs!]

One more for our resident Polack:

How did the Polack break his finger?

His wife hit him in the nose.

Buh dum tschhhhhh.. I'm here all night folks.

[bullmoose88]

Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

Oh I do that to both of them almost every time.

Sigh man...sigh.

[King]

ROTFLMAO!

[opebo]

Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

Oh I do that to both of them almost every time.

Sigh man...sigh.

Oh come on, you're both moderate heros with about the same political spectrum score, no?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

Oh I do that to both of them almost every time.

Sigh man...sigh.

Oh come on, you're both moderate heros with about the same political spectrum score, no?

Well Bacon lives in a good city, not a sh**t hole, but I can see it, opebo.

[bullmoose88]

Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

Oh I do that to both of them almost every time.

Sigh man...sigh.

Oh come on, you're both moderate heros with about the same political spectrum score, no?

Well Bacon lives in a good city, not a sh**t hole, but I can see it, opebo.

I mean this in the nicest way possible...Up yours old man.

[bullmoose88]

Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

Oh I do that to both of them almost every time.

Sigh man...sigh.

Oh come on, you're both moderate heros with about the same political spectrum score, no?

I wouldn't say I'm a moderate hero...not at least in the derogatory way that term is thrown about here. 

I'm sure you can find a bunch of other ways to poke fun though...so don't fret.

[Torie]

Hey Mouse, I know where you live!  

[bullmoose88]

Hey Mouse, I know where you live!  

You know better than most.  True.  Still you'd have to find the needle in a much reduced yet still daunting haystack.

[Keystone Phil]

Moose is probably right under my nose. He's definitely the Forum member that lives closest to me. He has given me hints as to where he lives and places he frequents but that's all I'll ever get. 

Oh, by the way, this type of discussion isn't meant for The Institute. 

[tmthforu94]

Two snowmen are standing in a meadow.

One snowman turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?"

[King]

Two snowmen are standing in a meadow.

One snowman turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?"

[Lief 🗽]

I, for one, support the proliferation of 60s Spiderman cartoon images into our fine forums.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Another gem from King of Comedy.

When your top billed star is named Kitsch, how can you possible go wrong?

[Lief 🗽]

You must be logged in to read this quote.

Now, that's a little cruel.

[Landslide Lyndon]

On who's the forum's most intellectual poster.

GusChiggins, easily.

This is a serious question.

As a side note, do you have any links to the stuff Gus posted?