The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Lambsbread]

Sorry for not fully monitoring this. So Naso's girlfriend looks like a female version of himself? Not surprising.

Keystone Phil's female version of himself:

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Click for context:

opebo

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Dear students, faculty and staff,

I am writing you to serve notice that Mr. jmfcst is hereby expelled from The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy for inappropriate self promotion. This, as you know, is a serious offense and will not be taken lightly. We would kindly suggest, in an effort to help redeem himself and possibly gain re-admittance, that Mr. jmfcst instead engage in self promotion in the Atlas Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance and Bad Posts.


Sincerely,

Keystone Phil

I am promoting myself?!  If you haven't noticed, I refer to the jmfcst in third person...

See, this post is funnier than the one you actually quoted into the Institute.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context

Axelrod's anti-Mormon bigotry is disgusting.

[Keystone Phil]

IN-5: Dan Burton bows out.

http://nationaljournal.com/congress/facing-tough-primary-veteran-rep-burton-bows-out-20120131

R+1!!!

R+15. This is one of the most conservative districts in the midwest.

[© tweed]

nothing new/distinct out of Professor, but I still lol'd.

Virginia's flirtation with the Democratic party looks like a one night stand.

You don't know the first thing about a "one night stand".

[Ebowed]

If you haven't noticed, I refer to the jmfcst in third person...

So does Elmo.  Do you want a medal?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

If you haven't noticed, I refer to the jmfcst in third person...

So does Elmo.  Do you want a medal?

thank you, Ebowed the Grouch

[Lambsbread]

If you haven't noticed, I refer to the jmfcst in third person...

So does Elmo.  Do you want a medal?

thank you, Ebowed the Grouch

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Just write up a repeal of marriage licensing in your state and let churches take it over.  You can get married at the First Fabulous Church of His Lord in your area.

[© tweed]

BTW I found out that the woman who opened my heart to Christ is also a huge Ron Paul supporter so if I see her again another change might happen with me...

Paultarded BRTD would be an Atlas doomsday scenario.

[Simfan34]

Congrats, Phil!

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Context:

SPITROAST!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

He will be the competent president who made it morning in America again.

Are you getting paid to do this?

I believe in America.
I believe in Mitt Romney.

Thanks for answering the question.

You're welcome.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

I can't imagine the type of lifestyle one leads when they have a social score in the -8's.

After a long day of euthanizing my friends and masturbating in public, I fall asleep to the peaceful sounds of pregnant women being pushed down staircases.  You could ask me how I live with myself, but I would simply respond by setting fire to your home and applying for an arts grant.

[King]

It is recommended I be an Actor!

[Lambsbread]

Context

would the media be all over him and would he have a huge following with fans or would Tim Tebowitz be just another QB?

[Lambsbread]

Last night I was hanging out in a gay pastor's apartment. Guy makes a great tequila sunrise by the way. I'm personally pretty close to these guys and thus could probably acheive "ordination" as an associate pastor easier than you could. Who knows maybe I'll even be invited to give a sermon as a guest speaker in a year. I've already served as a greeter at their first church gathering, and if I could play anything would probably be in their worship band.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

The mormons shaped Lincoln county like a mirror of Utah! How disgusting!

If I had one chance to go back in time, and I could either go back and kill Hitler before he came to power or go back in time and shoot the NV GOP in the face, I would pick the latter.

[Lief 🗽]

Romney 35% (+2)
Gingrich 24% (-1)
Santorum 16%
Paul 12% (+1)

Probably a measure of momentum.

NONE OF THE THINGS YOU SAY ACTUALLY MEAN THINGS.

epic

[Lief 🗽]

Everybody quiet!  Mitt is speaking!

Reported for trolling.

[Lief 🗽]

So Romney speech...

"America is awesome" YAY
"Lies about Obama and the economic trajectory" booo
"I'm awesome... disregard my time as Governor..." yay
"Obama is socialist" booo...ooo!
"Reaganesque baseless platitudes"yaaaay!
"Thanks Nevada you're the best!" yaaay"

[Joe Republic]

"Hello, Nevada Republican Party. How may I help you?"

"Hi, when are your results from Clark County going to be online?"

"We're still certifying the results."

"You're just making these up, aren't you?"

"No sir, we're certifying the results."

"What are the results from the Magical Jew Caucus?"

*click*

[The Mikado]

Meeker wins the night.

[Joe Republic]

The February 7th results should be really interesting, especially Nevada's.