The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Michael Bennet would probably be my first choice, too, actually.

Bennet was born in India, sorry.

I think you're forgetting that he is white.

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Everytime I start an advice thread, something from Lief always ends up in the Institute

Probably because it's Lief.

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New Jersey (asshole)

This is in the deluge and the institute...

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Context might be necessary

Were you in this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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I HATE YA BROCKA OBAMA. RAWR!-The Alex Jones show.

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How did I ever offend you Franzi and Northeast Represenative Alfred Jones?

Please, call me Alfred. Northeast Representative is my father.

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Is this the first Atlasia post that's made it into the Institute?

Probably not, but it's arguably the best.

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Max death points in...3...2...

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I got this guy:

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I'm a realistic Paultard

hey mate
[inks] you

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Congratulations, Simfan. Clearly, posting on the Atlas won't help you get girls, but will help you get guys.

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Typos can be funny:

Right. Because the sensible, are apparently the ones who wants a federal reserve system owned by bakers [...]

lolololol

すみません、でも、ｕｓｅｌｅｃｔｉｏｎａｔｌａｓ．ｏｒｇは英語のウェブサイトでございます。それに、ゴルフについてのウェブサイトくせに、政治についてのウェブサイトですわよ！

I am laughing so hard right now.

I laughed pretty hard as well.

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What if both candidates were caught cheating on their spouses...

with each other

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I pinned down a kid in school and forcibly cut his hair because he looked gay.

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Context:

Thought this needed a change in name.

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I don't think he was trying to be funny, but I laughed regardless:

Should be mandatory for newborn babes, as it lessens the odds of receiving or transferring an STD.

No. Keep the government's hands off of people's penises.

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I don't think he was trying to be funny, but I laughed regardless:

Should be mandatory for newborn babes, as it lessens the odds of receiving or transferring an STD.

No. Keep the government's hands off of people's penises.

I wanted to post it first!

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I like Weiner, and I'd be excited to see him rise again. Thrusting back into politics could help repair his image. However, if he were to run for mayor, he may face a stiff challenge from other local politicians. Winning, depending on his opponent, could be a hard job.

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BRTD is just learning new fascinating things about the world.

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Ramadan: the REAL hunger games.

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In the next chapter of the BushOk Tales, our friend from Oklahoma finds out his great, great grandfather was a Muslim. As a result, BushOK begins to make his hajj to Mecca.

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i'm gay

An odd place to come out, but congrats dude.

Edit: Just found out you are in fact bi, coulda sworn you were striaght

This is the greatest post of all time.

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Originally thought this was a v0031 thread.

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FallenMorgan should be paid by the Israeli government, given that he has likely contributed to making neutral observers more pro-Israeli with his antics as of late.

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Hi, Stephen, welcome to the forum!  If you want a more metaphorical gut punching experience, I'd recommend reading the 2012 board.  I'd also recommend you PM forum regular Keystone Phil if you're looking for someone in Eastern Pennsylvania to punch you in the gut.  Enjoy your stay! 

Sincerely,

The Mikado