The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[King]

Don't worry, bros, I'm totally cool with it.

being an innuendo hurling slime ball isn't cool, even for a fat tart like you

[Yelnoc]

On our lack of female posters:

Perhaps we can remedy this by placing images of big black cocks in all of our signatures.

Actually, I can think of about 30+ people who would love that who are not females.......

Is that 30+ figure including you or not...

Thankfully your lips aren't moving after forming the O-shape they need to do their job.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yeah, since it was already here I didn't want to copy it again, yelknockers.

bm owed me one......he's still far from being caught up, but we make allowances since he's slow.  

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

51% of Nevada Republicans think prostitution should be legal. Only 31% have a favorable opinion of Sharron Angle

Are there things she won't do?

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Also just like turning water into wine, Jesus could turn Rochambeau's entire posting history into one full of substance and valuable insight. Now that would be quite the miracle.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Vote for it and then punt kick a puppy to vent my anger.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Vote for it and then punt kick a puppy to vent my anger.

in Texas, we save the puppies and instead push little chickens off a bridge

[Holmes]

Honestly, I think you have to go with Santorum by default. Seriously.

[Keystone Phil]

Holmes, stop posting political comments with which you disagree. I laid out an argument which wasn't comical at all. Get over your little obsession. Thank you.

[Joe Republic]

It's reassuring to see that during the debt ceiling negotiations, inspiration was taken from this body's esteemed Chairman for the creation of the congressional 'super-committee' tasked with researching which federal spending programs should be cut.

[King]

It's reassuring to see that during the debt ceiling negotiations, inspiration was taken from this body's esteemed Chairman for the creation of the congressional 'super-committee' tasked with researching which federal spending programs should be cut.

Sadly, I soon see the Teabaggers settling on Mike Naso's proposed bill: 50% across the board tax cut, paid for by repealing the Healthcare Reform Act.

[Holmes]

Holmes, stop posting political comments with which you disagree. I laid out an argument which wasn't comical at all. Get over your little obsession. Thank you.

I'm sorry that the four times I've ever posted something in the goldmine were not to your liking (once was someone typoing "ass" instead of "add", I obviously disagreed with his politics on that), or that you think Santorum are better presidential choices than Toomey or Corbett. But I'm not gonna take the bait any further, enough goldmines have been ruined by that behavior, thanks.

[Paul Kemp]

Glory days.

[King]

Glory days.

You know Mike would want it this way.

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Churchill

1950s Churchill? Really? It isn't as though he actually did anything.

You make that sound like a bad thing.

Yeah, of course we elect politicians in order to let them sit down, make a few solemn speeches and take their consequent salaries. Who's the idiot who wants them to enact policies ?

You.

[Keystone Phil]

or that you think Santorum are better presidential choices than Toomey or Corbett.

Actually, dumb, the poll and my answer had absolutely nothing to do with who I thought would be a "better Presidential choice;" it was a question and answer based on who was more likely to become President. Please note. Thanks. 

[Keystone Phil]

It's reassuring to see that during the debt ceiling negotiations, inspiration was taken from this body's esteemed Chairman for the creation of the congressional 'super-committee' tasked with researching which federal spending programs should be cut.

Will said committee only be cutting taxes for certain districts?

[Gustaf]

One I think learned from joining this board as a teenager was that there's no correlation between who I like more and their pm score. Some of my favorite people on here I disagree with a lot  - I care more about how people conduct themselves than if they agree with me when it comes to something on the internet - this isn't a dating site (thank God).

Also this question is totally silly, since this kind of gap could occur for a +6, +8; -1 + 1; or a -6 -4... all examples would be very different, I can't think of a single a common factor would stem that from the lower econ score.

I liked the emphasized part, because it seems to imply that dating should be based on agreement about things on the internet and specifically on pm scores.

[Gustaf]

Reported Posts: 116
Moderated Posts: 58
Infraction Points: 100

I've already been reported:

Reported Posts: 117 (+1)
Moderated Posts: 58
Infraction Points: 100

Reported Posts: 124 (+7)
Moderated Posts: 58
Infraction Points: 51 (-49!)

I guess my death points incurred within the JCrew thread must have rolled off...and my 10 death points for asking about Siberia should roll off in a week...pretty soon I'll be like a virgin forumite, but with an attitude of someone who has been gang raped.

[Gustaf]

In the old days, if you liked to examine the buttocks of children, you became a priest in Ireland.

If you're into that sort of thing nowadays, then you become a judge in Texas.

plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose  (That's French for "old pervs never die.  they just change jobs.)

[Gustaf]

You guys may actually want to read the articles.

You must be logged in to read this quote.

I assume when I make a purchase ANYWHERE on the internet this information is retained.   I really don't see what all the fuss is about.  It could place a larger record keeping burden on ISPs but other than that I don't see what the problem is.  If they began tracking and storing my browsing history then I would be upset.

Again.  Am I missing something?

But what does this have to do with protecting children from seeing tits?

Nothing. You cant stop that. Believe me. This is really about Johhny Law and Big Brother coming on in to control us even more.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Mod: Hey everybody, check out this post from the mod board.

Non-mod: That link just gives me an error message.

Mod: I wasn't talking to you.

[Paul Kemp]

Classic Carl

Thing is, CARL, I support a balanced budget and even a balanced budget amendment, if were sensible.  S.J. Res. 10, the favored version of the Congressional Tea Party, with no mechanism to provide for counter-cyclical spending during economic downturns is not sensible. Not only that, but with its spending cap, and supermajority tax provisions, it doesn't really deserve to be called a balanced budget amendment as the balance budget portion is simply the sheepskin to cover the wolf inside.

No, you support more taxes, higher taxes.

[Lief 🗽]

Recently
Mikado: There is no list
Teddy: Uh, you told me there was, and that I was on it
Joe: BAHAHAHAHA! a list!
Gustaf: Uh, but there is a list
Mikado: Oh, I think I know what Gustaf is talking about. It's not a list, but rather, a list!

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm surprised nobody has put it there yet :

Gather around children because I am about to tell you the tragic tale of how the Atlas Forum Mods came to be.


Once upon a time there was a young boy at the tender age of fourteen
He was madly in love with this girl who had a penchant for caffeine

For months he agonized how to profess his undying love
Suddenly it came to him in the form of a dove

He put a note in this girls locker to meet him at three
Behind the tool-shed right near the old willow tree

At a quarter past three she finally came
It was time to tell her everything without any shame

"Why have you called me here" she said with a stammer
The young boy was in shock, like he'd been hit with a hammer

"For as long as I've known you, I have watched you from afar
Your eyes remind me of the biblical North Star"

They both stood in silence as he awaited her reply
At last she spoke but with a great big sigh

"I'll never date you because you are creepy"
These words hit home and made him very weepy

She continued on into something of a rant
It was very clear she would not recant

"You sit in class and draw gerrymanders for Vermont
I want to date someone who buys me a croissant"

The boy was crushed and his sadness turned to rage
He had enough of society in this day and age

"If you won't love me, then my affection I will retract
And instead I have no choice but to infract!"

A bloodcurdling scream filled the air
She was dead and frankly, he did not care

"You have done well" a voice said from behind
"It is better to be cold and very much unkind"

"My name is Dave Leip and I must say I like to oppress"
Join me and you can take out your frustrations in any way you wish to express"

And that is how the Atlas Forum Mod came to be
It is a very sad tale, as you can plainly see