The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[tmthforu94]

I've been wondering all my life.

Carrie Underwood rose to fame in 2005, which means that you are seven years old.  That might explain why you posted this thread in the U.S. General Discussion board.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I've been wondering all my life.

Carrie Underwood rose to fame in 2005, which means that you are seven years old.  That might explain why you posted this thread in the U.S. General Discussion board.

Beat me to it.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I would have joined the British Indian Army on 9/1/39 and collected 100 Nazi scalps by April 1945.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

RIP Mary Richardson Kennedy.

RIP Donna Summer.

RIP Ted Short.

RIP Maurice Sendak.

RIP Junior Seau.

RIP Jack Ashley.

RIP Dick Clark.

RIP Ahmed Ben Bella.

RIP Richard Descoings.

RIP Donald Payne.

RIP Davy Jones.

RIP Gary Carter.

RIP Angelo Dundee.

RIP Oscar Luigi Scalfaro.

RIP Kevin White.   

RIP Manuel Fraga Iribarne.

RIP Gatewood Galbraith.

RIP Johannes Heesters.

RIP Vaclav Havel.

RIP Christopher Hitchens.

RIP Sócrates.

RIP Fred Meijer.

RIP Basil D'Oliveira.

RIP Joe Frazier.

RIP Andy Rooney.

RIP Dan Wheldon.

RIP Dennis Ritchie.

RIP Al Rosellini.

RIP Fred Shuttleworth.

RIP Claude Kirk.

RIP LeRoy Schweitzer.

RIP Jack Layton.

RIP Mark Hatfield.

RIP Rudolf Brazda.

RIP Hugh Carey.

RIP Andrzej Lepper.

RIP Amy Winehouse.

RIP Betty Ford.

RIP Dick Williams.

RIP John Hospers.

RIP Lawrence Eagleburger.

RIP Garret FitzGerald.

RIP David Cairns.

RIP Seve Ballesteros.

RIP William Donald Schaefer.

RIP John Adler.

RIP Geraldine Ferraro.

RIP Warren Christopher.

RIP Daniel Bell.

RIP Sargent Shriver.

RIP Enzo Bearzot.

RIP Richard Holbrooke.

RIP Leslie Nielsen.

RIP David Nolan.

RIP Ted Sorensen.

RIP Nestor Kirchner.

RIP Paul.

RIP David Thompson.

RIP Les Gibbard.

RIP Dan Rostenkowski.

RIP Jimmy Reid.

RIP Tony Judt.

RIP Robert Byrd.

RIP Ronnie James Dio.

RIP Rudi Vis.

RIP Christopher Michael.

RIP Michael Foot.

RIP Claude Levi-Strauss.

RIP Norman Borlaug.

RIP Don Hewitt.

RIP Les Paul.

[Joe Republic]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

[Phony Moderate]

Well, from my initial reaction to reading that, it should have gone in the Sulfur Mine. Edit: And I have put it in there. 

Not sure it's much different to certain other posters though, other than putting the names after "RIP".

[Grumpier Than Thou]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

[Joe Republic]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

That's much better than what I came up with:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

[Grumpier Than Thou]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

That's much better than what I came up with:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

That's somber to you?

[Oakvale]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

That's much better than what I came up with:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

That's somber to you?

Wow.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

That's much better than what I came up with:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

That's somber to you?

Wow.

?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It's much funnier with Yakety Sax (or Surfin' Bird).

[Phony Moderate]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

That's much better than what I came up with:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

That's somber to you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7yp2CCULHA

[Grumpier Than Thou]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

That's much better than what I came up with:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

That's somber to you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7yp2CCULHA

Great now there's ice cream all over my computer

[opebo]

Great now there's ice cream all over my computer

Euphemism is potentially death-pointable, R2D2.

[Paul Kemp]

Great now there's ice cream all over my computer

Euphemism is potentially death-pointable, R2D2.

[Joe Republic]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

That's much better than what I came up with:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

That's somber to you?

...

My patience is wearing seriously thin with you.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

How does mentally retarded black transsexual unicorns with erectional dysfunction vote? Any thoughts?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

You need some kind of sombre background music while reading through that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRgG38T6sc

That's much better than what I came up with:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

That's somber to you?

...

My patience is wearing seriously thin with you.

>implying I was serious in the first place

[Napoleon]

Banned for my repeated attempts to sell drugs to the chat.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

In case that OP was too long, here's a condensed version:

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[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Some things dead zero evidently does not think are worth going to: weddings, funerals, graduation ceremonies, most workplaces, most job interviews, operas, fancy restaurants.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

And a note on waistcoats:

A waistcoat with a deep buttoning stance as part of evening attire OPPRESSED DOMESTIC SERVANT

A waistcoat with a high buttoning stance as a part as informal attire ODD BUT COOL IF IT'S VOLUNTARY

A waistcoat with a high buttoning stance as part of evening attire FIRING SQUAD VOLUNTEER

Corrected that for you.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

ONLY a suit jacket and tie? That sounds too informal to me...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

If opebo is banned then I'm leaving this forum forever, and I'm sure there are tens of others who agree with me.