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Oakvale
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« Reply #1700 on: June 25, 2012, 07:33:26 AM »
Common-sense solution alert:

Quote from: BritishDixie on June 25, 2012, 05:08:15 AM
Quote from: cope1989 on June 25, 2012, 03:31:37 AM
Tell me, what is President Romney's plan to rehabilitate black urban areas?
Do they really need  rehabilitation. Couldn't we just give a tax cut to all instead.
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Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.
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« Reply #1701 on: June 25, 2012, 02:45:03 PM »
I really don't think context is necessary or relevant.
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« Reply #1702 on: June 25, 2012, 02:50:36 PM »
Quote from: Northeast Representative Alfred F. Jones on June 24, 2012, 09:00:53 PM
Is this the first Atlasia post that's made it into the Institute?

Almost certainly the first ballot.
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« Reply #1703 on: June 26, 2012, 12:02:11 AM »
Quote from: Senator Scott on June 25, 2012, 10:36:19 PM
I think they put a (D) next to "Hurricane Katrina" at one point, too.
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« Reply #1704 on: June 26, 2012, 03:37:17 AM »
I should have posted this here before it was deleted by a moderator who didn't get the reference and thought it was some kind of attack.

Quote from: Eraserhead on June 23, 2012, 05:05:13 AM
He died in a bizarre gardening accident. The authorities said it was one of those things better left unsolved.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #1705 on: June 26, 2012, 08:05:17 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on June 26, 2012, 03:37:17 AM
I should have posted this here before it was deleted by a moderator who didn't get the reference and thought it was some kind of attack.

Quote from: Eraserhead on June 23, 2012, 05:05:13 AM
He died in a bizarre gardening accident. The authorities said it was one of those things better left unsolved.

Oh, let us guess who?HuhHuh
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« Reply #1706 on: June 26, 2012, 03:22:31 PM »
Quote from: BaldEagle1991 on June 26, 2012, 03:13:30 PM
If it weren't for Princess Diana dying and The Lion King, many people of my generation wouldn't have known about Elton John.
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« Reply #1707 on: June 26, 2012, 05:47:41 PM »
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« Reply #1708 on: June 26, 2012, 06:20:58 PM »
I'm not sure if he's attacking me or paraphrasing me.
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Lambsbread
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« Reply #1709 on: June 26, 2012, 07:51:38 PM »
Max death points in...3...2...
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« Reply #1710 on: June 26, 2012, 08:24:27 PM »
« Edited: June 26, 2012, 10:42:49 PM by The Mikado »

Thanks bro.

The funniest part about this little parable is that if someone from the outside who didn't know why the characters names were Bushie and Romney read it, they'd think it was biting political satire.
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« Reply #1711 on: June 26, 2012, 08:52:27 PM »
Quote from: True Federalist on June 26, 2012, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: Intellectual Terrorist on June 25, 2012, 05:50:10 AM
No. I'm an atheist, and I only pray to a faux-god/human idol.

So you watch TV at dinner?
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« Reply #1712 on: June 27, 2012, 07:51:07 AM »
Sorry for double posting.

Quote from: Vice President-elect Kalwejt on June 27, 2012, 07:41:58 AM
"We shall fight this evil alien invasion till our last breath!"

"I believe we can peacefully coexist with aliens"

"I formally surrender to our new superior masters"

"Wait, I changed my mind"


President Romney evolving on alien issue.
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« Reply #1713 on: June 27, 2012, 07:59:29 AM »
That doesn't belong here. That belongs in the Good Post Archive.
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« Reply #1714 on: June 28, 2012, 04:07:58 PM »
Quote from: Lief on June 28, 2012, 04:02:02 PM
Sure, but so could've Germany.

Anyway, at least we can take some solace in the fact that Obama and Casey will win re-election now.
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« Reply #1715 on: June 28, 2012, 06:11:47 PM »
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« Reply #1716 on: June 29, 2012, 12:50:31 AM »
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« Reply #1717 on: June 29, 2012, 01:19:13 AM »

hey mate
[inks] you
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« Reply #1718 on: June 29, 2012, 04:37:10 AM »
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« Reply #1719 on: June 29, 2012, 03:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Vosem on June 29, 2012, 03:18:27 PM
The night is dark and full of turnips.
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« Reply #1720 on: June 30, 2012, 11:54:31 AM »
Quote from: Oakvale on June 30, 2012, 11:09:02 AM
Congratulations, Simfan. Clearly, posting on the Atlas won't help you get girls, but will help you get guys.
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« Reply #1721 on: June 30, 2012, 02:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Mideast Governor ZuWo on June 30, 2012, 07:19:35 AM
Feel flattered and mention to him how attractive aristocratic white girls are for you. Wink
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« Reply #1722 on: June 30, 2012, 02:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Sudoku Love Cavern on June 30, 2012, 02:34:57 PM
Quote from: Mideast Governor ZuWo on June 30, 2012, 07:19:35 AM
Feel flattered and mention to him how attractive aristocratic white girls are for you. Wink

Now it's me who feels flattered! It's my debut in this thread. Wink
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« Reply #1723 on: June 30, 2012, 03:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Oakvale on June 30, 2012, 03:31:13 PM
Okay, it will probably be impossible to get out of this situation - if that's what it is - without awkwardness. You should probably sleep with him a few times anyway because you've effectively been leading him on and that's not nice. It's not gay, it's just polite.
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« Reply #1724 on: June 30, 2012, 04:20:01 PM »
Quote from: SoEA SJoyceFla on June 30, 2012, 08:41:41 AM
Could hurt Obama in the key swing states of Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana.
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