The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Two Rodeo burgers from Burger King.

Christ A-mighty, that's awfully fattening food for a gayman.

[Antonio the Sixth]

If you're a European Leftist reading this, I know this will offend some of you. So let me be clear:

I'm a Chauvinist. I believe in American Exceptionalism. On this, We are Better than You. At least so far.

OK...

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The new version of the "barefoot hippie clergyman with acoustic guitar playing Dylan-inspired sing-along hymns" church of yesteryear.  Why do people insist on merging in their religion and their hobbies into one thing?  This reminds me of the thread on furry Christianity from about a year back from SA.  People were (rightly) wondering what these people's obsession with anthropomorphic animals had to do with God.



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[Paul Kemp]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=139071.0

Really?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I laughed when I saw it, only to give a serious answer instead of a heaping scoop of snark.

[Paul Kemp]

they are always labeled as perpetrators of a "tax and spend agenda." I believe that as liberals, it means we should always try something new. I think that we should stop taxing by income and start taxing by amount of offspring in the sense that more offspring = more taxes.

That is without a doubt one of the most idiotic suggestions I have ever read in my entire life.

I don't know why but coming from Winfield it amused me.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

On Obama's birthday:

It's a shame he can't eat his birthday cake until after sundown.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I don't get it.

[The Mikado]

I don't get it.

It's Ramadan.

[Gustaf]

I don't get it.

It's Ramadan.

He might still not get it.

Good job by Joe there.

[Paul Kemp]

We should have a committee made up of half mods and half-non mods investigate this and similar incidents and file a report for the forum.

A "Super Committee" if you will.  If the Super Committee is unable to reach a consensus, then there will be automatic spending cuts to all boards on Atlas.

We should have a committee made up of half mods and half-non mods investigate this and similar incidents and file a report for the forum.

Okay. We just did this while you were away and came to a consensus that this thread is one of the most retarded things we've seen on Atlas. We've further agreed that, given the quality of stuff posted around here, that's actually saying a lot.

Yours,

Atlas Joint Committee on this Stupid Tinypic Thing

[Bacon King]

King's current signature:

[King]

Bill Clinton could convince Dick Morris to work for a Hillary Clinton campaign

No. No he wouldn't.

Ur mean

[Keystone Phil]

Opebo, my friend, the white polo I had isn't "white bread" in the way that you think it is.

I didn't think it was all that white bread, and not in the way you think I thought it was, girlfriend.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

King's current signature:

He couldn't fit Mikado, Sam Spade or Nym, so the last one is up for interpretation.

[The Mikado]

It has to be Nym.  I mean, it wouldn't make sense for anyone but the glorious leader to be the only one in color with clothes.

[Landslide Lyndon]

It has to be Nym.  I mean, it wouldn't make sense for anyone but the glorious leader to be the only one in color with clothes.

No way. Nym is a sweetie.
Must be Sam Spade. I think he is the leader of a concentration camp that exterminates "fags".

[minionofmidas]

It has to be Nym.  I mean, it wouldn't make sense for anyone but the glorious leader to be the only one in color with clothes.

Also, Nym is Finnish, and they're still proud of their military achievements as a Nazi puppet state.

[Antonio the Sixth]

King's sig is awesome.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I object to the monocle. Eternal cup of tea is quite accurate though.

[Paul Kemp]

Context.

Never been of course.  I went to a Waffle House once.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Some asshole is using my name on the internet

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

opebo is just unable to come up with something more clever than Goodwin's Law.

Its Godwin's law, Goobles.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

opebo is just unable to come up with something more clever than Goodwin's Law.

Its Godwin's law, Goobles.

It should go to a snap mine.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

opebo is just unable to come up with something more clever than Goodwin's Law.

Its Godwin's law, Goobles.

It should go to a snap mine.

Pay some F****** attention, I put it there first.