The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Simfan34]

There are about five ways that could be funny. But, dude, I came out months ago!

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Ramadan: the REAL hunger games.

[Simfan34]

B for 11, D for 16.

However A and C for 11 and A and B for 16 would not be incorrect.

Hey, could you give us insights into Chinese politics?

Are you interested in Chinese Politics? I am interested in fishing.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

B for 11, D for 16.

However A and C for 11 and A and B for 16 would not be incorrect.

Hey, could you give us insights into Chinese politics?

Are you interested in Chinese Politics? I am interested in fishing.

I was just about to post this.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I'm not even sure what that was supposed to be.

[Simfan34]

I'm not even sure what that was supposed to be.

It might be an honest statement, a subtle or unsubtle diversion, or something else entirely.

[minionofmidas]

I'm not even sure what that was supposed to be.

It might be an honest statement, a (...) diversion, or...

Both. And quite well done.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

In the next chapter of the BushOk Tales, our friend from Oklahoma finds out his great, great grandfather was a Muslim. As a result, BushOK begins to make his hajj to Mecca.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Well for obvious reasons they don't care for blanket primaries.

See context.

[Vote UKIP!]

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[opebo]

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Dammne, someone deleted the original thread?  Now we'll never know the context.

[Joe Republic]

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Dammne, someone deleted the original thread?  Now we'll never know the context.

No, Sanders just screwed up the quote coding.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I know I shouldn't post this here, since jmfcst has learned that The Nym Strikes Back, but ...

Her sexuality is irrelevant. Her achievement as the first American and third overall woman in space is very relevant.

Rest in Peace.

Her sexuality is relevant. We can be heroes too.

People like you are such an inspiration to a new generation.  Congrats on being a lesbian.

Oh jmfcst. Sometimes...just sometimes I miss you.

There's that term...again. 

I take it the meme is sexually erotic in nature and is only understood in the context of this forum, for when I google it, 99% of the links point back to threads on this forum regarding homosexuality or African-American women...

...which makes me wonder why it is being applied to me, for I certainly don’t plan on becoming anyone’s bitch anytime soon.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

i'm gay

An odd place to come out, but congrats dude.

Edit: Just found out you are in fact bi, coulda sworn you were striaght

[opebo]

Curl Up And Die

[Grumpier Than Thou]

i'm gay

An odd place to come out, but congrats dude.

Edit: Just found out you are in fact bi, coulda sworn you were striaght

This is the greatest post of all time.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Originally thought this was a v0031 thread.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

FallenMorgan should be paid by the Israeli government, given that he has likely contributed to making neutral observers more pro-Israeli with his antics as of late.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Hi, Stephen, welcome to the forum!  If you want a more metaphorical gut punching experience, I'd recommend reading the 2012 board.  I'd also recommend you PM forum regular Keystone Phil if you're looking for someone in Eastern Pennsylvania to punch you in the gut.  Enjoy your stay! 

Sincerely,

The Mikado

[Joe Republic]

Oooh, maybe he'll meet with Lech Walesa and accidentally start attacking unions.

Maybe when he goes to Israel he'll ask Netanyahu to tear down the Western Wall.

[Miles]

If, you care to participate… in general terms
What was your portion “payment” prior to 2010 Obama Care? 2009’s premiums.
Co-pays; Doctor‘s and drugs.
Coverage’s – did you choose?
What is your payment for 2012? In general terms, where there any changes in co-pays & coverage’s?
The government says you over paid by 2% for the insurance fiscal year; does it add up?
No details; did you get the benefit of services greater than what you and the employer paid in premiums?
Are you participating in a medical savings account?
CareFirst, is that a state/ federal (Obama Care) subsidized nonprofit group or a privately held/investor based company? The letter looks like a standard letter with rate of overpayment being the only variable.
No, I’m not in the insurance business. Depending on your input, curious how this shakes out; if a pool of money has a net at the end of a cycle and, it must return, well… if the next year cycle has a (-) you’ll pay the difference, no later than August 1, correct?

What language is this?

The same one that ObamaCare is written in... Why?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

If I boycotted every business where I disagreed with the political views of those in charge, I might have to kill for my own food.

I really don't care what businesses think, short of "Hey, let's overthrow the republic."

I take it you don't eat at either Burger King or Dairy Queen then.

[Lief 🗽]

Ernest is really a master at jokes like that. Well done.

[Ebowed]

It's hard to understand other races and cultures though. Each of us speaks and uses slang of our own ethnicity. For example, I get my hair cut by the black panthers and every time I go, I leave having learned a new set of ibonics. At first I didn't know what kind of place it was but it was by my apartment and I realized it when I walked in. Once they got used to the texture of my hair, I was getting the best haircuts I've ever gotten. It doesn't make sense to me and seems kind of funny but I'm sure they'd feel that way too if they came to my town and got their hair cut by a barber on Main St. It is natural for humans to feel safer and more secure if they do things within their own race, town, country, family, friends, economic class. This is a very big discussion that shouldn't really be taken lightly.

What? What? Ibonics? They taught you Ibo? Can you be our forum's black person?

What? Lol they just speak it and I pick it up. They say things like "dat bitch be chirpin like a pigeon on da roof." Another one of my favorites is " Weez just rappin for a halla minute." I'm not black though and don't think I can keep up wieht their ways.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

But which is the biggest pornsite? 

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