The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I had a dream a few nights ago where I was running for President and won based on the forum's advice.

[Joe Republic]

In reference to The Hobbit:

What's the big deal here? All the great trilogies have three parts.

[Хahar 🤔]

I think that's more absurd than comedic.

[Joe Republic]

Yes, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that it was intentional.

[opebo]

I'd really like to know who this creep is and where he's from.

[Keystone Phil]

I'd really like to know who this creep is and where he's from.

Sorry, opebo! Look a little more closely next time. This isn't the Irony Ore Mine.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Kitten blood.

[opebo]

I'd really like to know who this creep is and where he's from.

Sorry, opebo! Look a little more closely next time. This isn't the Irony Ore Mine.

No, buddy, though it is an ironical gem in the sense you imply, I was referring what I took to be Hashemite's little joke - a poster comes on with some heavy homo-erotic thread, and Hashemite wants to know who he is and were he's from.. I took it to be a joke about being in fact intrigued by the lascivious neophyte.

[minionofmidas]

Such nuances are lost in their mush-brains, opie.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Did a 14 year old really just call me "son"?

[Platypus]

Context:

We did a poll once.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

That would be awesome. Just the imagine all the campaign videos we would be able to watch!

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[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Who's going to be the first to point out the obvious problem with exit poll data regarding this particular demographic?

hum… it’s not a closet that they are exiting…

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

[opebo]

Who's going to be the first to point out the obvious problem with exit poll data regarding this particular demographic?

hum… it’s not a closet that they are exiting…

Yeah, I came here to put that one.  A little suspicious though that he can suddenly write in normal English when he has an hilarious zinger to share.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Wait, what happened to the hoard of browns Torie employs then gets high with? 

Yes, I am very fond of browns, Grumps. They know how to have a good time in general. 

I'm sure they are gratified that you are amused...

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I don't recall actually wishing anything on someone, but hey, that's your own interpretation.

Feel free to reject the graph, though.  It's not the first time you've shot down statistics not in your favor.

Oh I shall. Seeing is believing. I thank you for mobilizing the people.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/45-photos-of-insanely-long-lines-for-chick-fil-a-appreciation-day/article/2503792&rct=j&sa=X&ei=M7YZUOf7M7LF0AGM-ICAAw&ved=0CGUQ-AsoATAI&q=chick+fil+a&usg=AFQjCNFtfnr0xnXsn3zIjrOMXoA4Eg84Dg

Photos?  That's all you have?  Meaningless.

I suppose I can understand why you don't like reading the numbers, though.  Math teachers are bad, right?

But really, even if the boycotts were meaningless, what does that say?  I could put a huge swastika sign outside of a McDonalds, and people would still eat there.  People tend to think with their stomachs, not with their values.  And you don't have to drive around much to see that. 



So the fact that there's a national 'Stuff Your Face' Day for means of political protest isn't very surprising.

Since when did you start using clarence's image collection?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

NYJew - 1 Electoral Vote, 100% of the popular vote.
Snowstalker (deceased) - 0 Electoral Votes, 0% of the popular vote.

Shortly before the election is due to take place, incumbent President BRTD causes a nuclear apocalypse over a diplomatic snafu in which the Chinese premier misquoted some emoviolence lyrics. The entire species was annihilated in the ensuing global thermonuclear Armageddon, except for NYJew, who was in his lead-coated basement putting the finishing touches on a tinfoil yarmulke when the bombs started to fall, and escaped radiation poisoning. He voted and, being the only person in the world, won the election.

While technically winning New York's 29 electoral votes, he could only receive one as no-one else was alive to cast the other 28 Electoral College votes.

This is pretty much the only plausible scenario I could come up with for anyone voting for NYJew.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

that's the best post of all time, hands down

[CLARENCE 2015!]

I don't recall actually wishing anything on someone, but hey, that's your own interpretation.

Feel free to reject the graph, though.  It's not the first time you've shot down statistics not in your favor.

Oh I shall. Seeing is believing. I thank you for mobilizing the people.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/45-photos-of-insanely-long-lines-for-chick-fil-a-appreciation-day/article/2503792&rct=j&sa=X&ei=M7YZUOf7M7LF0AGM-ICAAw&ved=0CGUQ-AsoATAI&q=chick+fil+a&usg=AFQjCNFtfnr0xnXsn3zIjrOMXoA4Eg84Dg

Photos?  That's all you have?  Meaningless.

I suppose I can understand why you don't like reading the numbers, though.  Math teachers are bad, right?

But really, even if the boycotts were meaningless, what does that say?  I could put a huge swastika sign outside of a McDonalds, and people would still eat there.  People tend to think with their stomachs, not with their values.  And you don't have to drive around much to see that. 



So the fact that there's a national 'Stuff Your Face' Day for means of political protest isn't very surprising.

Since when did you start using clarence's image collection?

I am very proud of you, Scott!

[Landslide Lyndon]

Ernest is on fire.

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Good to know. Maybe in the next election they should use this slogan: "Republicans: not as bad as the Inquisition".

This is nothing close to the Inquisition.

But we know to expect Republicans, nobody expects the Inquisition.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Who's the lucky girl?

[Paul Kemp]

Rumor has it she's been vetted by the Romney team.

I can confirm this

Considering Romney's past history with dogs, I'm not certain that vetting is one of his priorities.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

That's more bumper stickers than even Mitt Romney needs for his cars.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Andy Borowitz is having a field day with that:

Jenna Jameson endorses Romney: "He's the only person who's assumed more positions than I have."

Jenna Jameson endorses Romney: "I respect someone who opens their mouth without thinking."

Jenna Jameson on Romney's tenure at Bain Capital: "There's nothing more American than screwing people you don't know for money."

Jenna Jameson's campaign advice to Romney: "When things get hard, suck it up."