The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[King]

Some asshole is using my name on the internet

Breaking News: Kalwejt post makes the Comedy Thread, is immediately upstaged by opebo.

[TheDeadFlagBlues]

They should be boiled in pots.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

They should be boiled in pots.

officepark's response was funnier of course, but only because of who it was from.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

"Freedom Fighter" falls short to describe the man. He is a genius, his posts are the lifeblood of this forum and a treasure that should be archived for decades to come. His postings should be studied by future students of English (his amazing wit and unique use of the language), philosophy (his unique views on morals and such) and economics. It's unbelievable that anyone would ignore him and deprive themselves of that brilliance.

These results are an abomination.

Jesus Christ man, do you have his name written in glitter on your binder?

[Lief 🗽]

J.J. you are on track to fail Atlas Forum Economics when report cards come out. You are also failing Girls 101. Beet, you are on track to get an A in Economics.

[King]

J.J. you are on track to fail Atlas Forum Economics when report cards come out. You are also failing Girls 101. Beet, you are on track to get an A in Economics.

I like how he made the post from his mobile.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

It has to be Nym.  I mean, it wouldn't make sense for anyone but the glorious leader to be the only one in color with clothes.

No way. Nym is a sweetie.
Must be Sam Spade. I think he is the leader of a concentration camp that exterminates "fags".

I think it's Dave, because he's the mod's boss.

[King]

It has to be Nym.  I mean, it wouldn't make sense for anyone but the glorious leader to be the only one in color with clothes.

No way. Nym is a sweetie.
Must be Sam Spade. I think he is the leader of a concentration camp that exterminates "fags".

I think it's Dave, because he's the mod's boss.

lol @ the idea of Dave ever reading the forum.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I think he'd pick Gary Johnson. But, they are from neighboring states (Texas and New Mexico), which makes it tough to carry the north. I think a northern libertarian may be his VP choice (if he magically wins the nomination), like Rudy Giuliani.

I'd run screaming if Ron Paul won the nomination.....

[Lief 🗽]

Arguing with J. J. is like deciding you don't like the color of your house so you scream at your house to change its color instead of getting it painted. It also has about an equal chance of resulting in anything productive.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Carry credit card debt at some ridiculously high interest rate that isn't tax deductible?  I love credit cards though, for the convenience and the cash back.  I have the payoff every month done automatically so I don't miss the deadline.

Don't forget, ability-to-pay is a privilege, and you're paying with the poors' blood.

[Antonio the Sixth]

This is extremely dark humour, but if you look at the post just above this one it sounds... weird.

Good riddance.

As far as I'm concerned, Rest In Peace.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Moving in the right direction, much to the consternation of reality-deniers.

[King]

Moving in the right direction, much to the consternation of reality-deniers.

Moving in the right direction, much to the consternation of reality-deniers.

Ha ha, yes.  The depression can effect you too, counselor.

[opebo]

Ok I made a cross-thread reference.. is it funny?

Moving in the right direction, much to the consternation of reality-deniers.

And in the spirit of the thread, cheers to the lads in Tottenham.

I too am revolting against my lack of Apple brand electronics.  Accordingly, I think I'll go burn down a Turkish dude's clothing store.

Its a step in the right direction, contrary to those unrealistic here..

[Paul Kemp]

Classic josh4bush

That is what you think. But that isn't what the trends and polling data are showing.

By the way, how are you trending, Josh?

Im doing good. I suppose that is what you are asking.

[Landslide Lyndon]

wonder if Kerry is going to bring his 8mm camera to film his exploits, or show off his purple heart he got for getting some egg shell in his eye from eating a tuna salad sandwich

You've been watching too many episodes of M*A*S*H.  Go spend some time with your wife and tell her what you'd like to do with her hot lips.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Not to self-promote, but I'd like to see if this brief feud qualifies.

Yeah, destroying millions of people and other living creatures in a massive flash flood

never said wrath wasnt part of God's character...just simply said God is the source of humor, which is why the humor within the bible comes from God, not Satan.

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then effectively forcing Noah to screw his relatives in order to repopulate the Earth is just hilarious.

i think you misread something there

There were about 8 people and 2 of each animal species. Not inbreeding is mathematically impossible, and especially low populations would have massive birth defects and infant mortality rates.

Oh yeah, and it was kind of a joke. Almost as funny as the one where God told Abraham to kill his son, then just said that he was trolling him to see how faithful he was.

[King]

Arguing with jmfcst is not particularly funny, no.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Arguing with jmfcst is not particularly funny, no.

speaking of jmfcst:  he posts a lot of funny stuff, but it rarely makes it into this thread...why is that?  I know you think he is funny, so why cant yall give that dude some of the credit he deserves?

[King]

Arguing with jmfcst is not particularly funny, no.

speaking of jmfcst:  he posts a lot of funny stuff, but it rarely makes it into this thread...why is that?  I know you think he is funny, so why cant yall give that dude some of the credit he deserves?

I don't make the comedy rules, but a good portion of your posts should be rocking the oh snap sulfur mine. 

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Arguing with jmfcst is not particularly funny, no.

speaking of jmfcst:  he posts a lot of funny stuff, but it rarely makes it into this thread...why is that?  I know you think he is funny, so why cant yall give that dude some of the credit he deserves?

I don't make the comedy rules, but a good portion of your posts should be rocking the oh snap sulfur mine. 

but what about..



you didnt think KeepTheChange was a brillant punchline?  I mean, how low can you go to have your last 3 friends be: an archenemy, a new pain-in-the-arse, and a abandoned sock from two years ago?

[Landslide Lyndon]

Arguing with jmfcst is not particularly funny, no.

speaking of jmfcst:  he posts a lot of funny stuff, but it rarely makes it into this thread...why is that?  I know you think he is funny, so why cant yall give that dude some of the credit he deserves?

I don't make the comedy rules, but a good portion of your posts should be rocking the oh snap sulfur mine. 

but what about..



you didnt think KeepTheChange was a brillant punchline?  I mean, how low can you go to have your last 3 friends be: an archenemy, a new pain-in-the-arse, and a abandoned sock from two years ago?

Is there a shortage of meds at your area?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Wait, I thought you did this to them -



Or am I in error, sir?

No that's Christians in general.  For the Missionaires we need to provide the natives with large pots and ready flammables, and allow them to boil them for themselves.  To just set the lions loose could be dangerous to our heathen friends, and deprive them of both a jolly festivity and much needed nourishment.

[Gustaf]

I found the above quoted Jmf post very funny.

There is a dangerous trend of people quoting themselves into the goldmine though. Stop it.