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« Reply #300 on: August 19, 2011, 07:22:23 PM »
Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on August 19, 2011, 07:13:39 PM
Quote from: King on August 19, 2011, 06:08:42 PM
Has J.J. been getting into the bath salts recently?

Is that the latest euphemism about someone being a crackhead?

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/us/17salts.html?pagewanted=all
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« Reply #301 on: August 19, 2011, 08:08:46 PM »
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Quote from: Nathan on August 17, 2011, 08:35:11 PM
In order, what I'm imagining is something (a) tragically stunted, (b) vaguely perverse, (c) indiscriminate and plotless, and (d) dolefully reactionary.

It sounds like you just wrote a question for the SAT.

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This is actually how I talk.

So the answer, in terms of my social life, is probably a.

Well taken. I was going to choose b, but you've set me straight.
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« Reply #302 on: August 20, 2011, 01:55:25 AM »
Quote from: Reaganfan on August 20, 2011, 01:49:47 AM
- Enjoy drinking Americanos and Lattes at Starbucks daily
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« Reply #303 on: August 20, 2011, 10:44:16 AM »
Quote from: Assemblyman & Queen Mum Inks.LWC on August 19, 2011, 10:35:03 PM
Compared  to last yaer, this turned out to be kinda a lame birthday.  I didn't even have poewr half the day!

Someone really got into the spirit of his celebrations, I see.
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« Reply #304 on: August 20, 2011, 01:00:40 PM »
Quote from: KEmperor on August 20, 2011, 12:08:07 PM
Not that I really care, but what is Explosions in the Sky High?  Is it some sort of fireworks show?

And you should go if you want to I guess.
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« Reply #305 on: August 21, 2011, 01:32:13 AM »
Quote from: Tommy Carcetti on August 21, 2011, 12:41:26 AM
I like to masturbate a lot, live with my parents and can grow a beard. You can't find a combination like that anywhere else.
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« Reply #306 on: August 21, 2011, 04:33:26 AM »
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« Reply #307 on: August 21, 2011, 04:39:29 AM »
Quote from: Amoralfag on August 20, 2011, 09:15:43 PM
I'm almost certainly smarter than you and my SAT was higher than Lief's.
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« Reply #308 on: August 22, 2011, 12:52:59 AM »
Quote from: J. J. on August 21, 2011, 11:44:45 PM
I have not criticized Obama on this too much (if at all)... That said, this might not end up being a good thing for Obama or the West.
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« Reply #309 on: August 22, 2011, 12:54:58 AM »
We need a J. J. Goldmine of...something. The J. J. Wallbanger Institute?
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« Reply #310 on: August 22, 2011, 01:03:15 AM »
Quote from: I Can't Get There From Here on August 22, 2011, 12:54:58 AM
We need a J. J. Goldmine of...something. The J. J. Wallbanger Institute?

Maybe they should name an entire wing at MENSA institute after him, dedicated exclusively at his analysis and political forecasts.
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« Reply #311 on: August 22, 2011, 07:51:15 AM »
Quote from: Franzl on August 22, 2011, 02:57:06 AM
Quote from: Joe Republic on August 22, 2011, 02:27:29 AM
If pictures emerged of Gaddafi's corpse being hung from a tree by his feet, J. J. would argue that as long as he's still vertical rather than horizontal, he still maintains some degree of control.  And then he'd post the latest gold prices for whatever reason.

Which might lead to a civil war, especially if some groups have reason to believe that Gaddafi isn't really gone. I'm curious about the next Rasmussen poll. We just might see real and permanent movement away from Obama because of this.
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« Reply #312 on: August 22, 2011, 10:00:39 AM »
Quote from: Reaper on August 21, 2011, 06:26:22 AM
Of course he COULD.  But then it would be considered a hate crime.
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« Reply #313 on: August 22, 2011, 05:11:53 PM »
How them  workin out hoss?

Quote from: J. J. on August 22, 2011, 04:58:00 PM
Merely stating the truth.  I actually plan it that way.  The more you dig, the better I look.

BTW:  The Tripoli victory parade you were planning to attend today has been canceled.
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« Reply #314 on: August 22, 2011, 05:19:56 PM »
He's mentioned the parade thing like four times...
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« Reply #315 on: August 22, 2011, 05:27:48 PM »
Quote from: Bacon King on August 22, 2011, 05:19:56 PM
He's mentioned the parade thing like four times...

Five people mentioned it, so I still have one to go.

Does the Atlas offer an Annual Mypalfish Award?  Smiley
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« Reply #316 on: August 22, 2011, 06:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on August 22, 2011, 05:29:27 PM
Word is breaking that Qadafi has drowned in the deluge.
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« Reply #317 on: August 22, 2011, 08:34:37 PM »

I love it. The deluge!
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« Reply #318 on: August 22, 2011, 08:36:24 PM »
Better would've be a joke about how the deluge canceled the supposed Tripoli victory parade (that I have yet to see anyone besides J. J. mention, on or off the forum), considering his broken record repeating of both.
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« Reply #319 on: August 23, 2011, 04:40:11 AM »
Quote from: stegosaurus on August 22, 2011, 09:43:06 PM
If you are picking your college based off of something you heard in a commercial, then the chances of any amount of education helping you, legitimate or otherwise, are slim.
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« Reply #320 on: August 23, 2011, 03:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on August 23, 2011, 03:30:41 PM
I hope they asked about Obama, not Osama.

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« Reply #321 on: August 23, 2011, 05:17:08 PM »
Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on August 23, 2011, 02:50:19 PM
Scenes of devastation from the Virginia earthquake.
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« Reply #322 on: August 24, 2011, 01:17:33 AM »
Re: today's earthquake.

Quote from: Zarn on August 23, 2011, 02:28:39 PM
It interrupted my eating of a delicious turkey sandwich with salt and vinegar chips and iced tea.

Stupid Obama and the GOP establishment comprising and coming up with this.
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« Reply #323 on: August 24, 2011, 04:56:07 AM »
US is hilarious, but Canada wins the prize of YouFailPoliticsForever.

Quote from: PhoenixRising on August 23, 2011, 12:54:05 PM
US: Dr. Ron Paul (R-TX/PA) GOP House, Senate, and majority of governorships
Canada: Conservatve/Libertarian Colition
UK: Tories
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« Reply #324 on: August 24, 2011, 08:44:49 AM »
Quote from: dead0man on August 24, 2011, 08:25:35 AM
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