The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

US is hilarious, but Canada wins the prize of YouFailPoliticsForever.

US: Dr. Ron Paul (R-TX/PA) GOP House, Senate, and majority of governorships
Canada: Conservatve/Libertarian Colition
UK: Tories

....just lol. That's all that can be said.

[Smid]

These are quite interesting poll results..... I have a feeling now that even if unemployment is hovering around 9%, Obama will win in 2012 unless the Republicans nominate someone of caliber, which they refuse to do. I think it will take Europe imploding before the 2012 election for Obama to lose, and even then I think he would have a good chance if he can deflect the blame of the sh**tty economy on to the Europeans and off of him.

The "blame Europe first" strategy?

[Antonio the Sixth]

I think "mindless moron" is a prohibted ethic slur for Anglo-American.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This was just another Rochambeau formula question with an obvious answer to declare full support of the obvious.

"Should gravity exist? Yes or no?"
"I say Yes as it keeps life on Earth from floating into space."

"Do females have penises? Yes or no?"
"No.  I do not believe any do."

"In your opinion, is broccoli a vegetable?"
"Yes, I believe it qualifies as one."

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Why do you feel the need to use ethnic slurs in the first place?

You clearly didn't notice this: 

[King]

With Irene coming, we shouldn't rely on national polling after tomorrow, at least until mid week of next week.  There is the potential for a lot of disruption.

[Landslide Lyndon]

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That is actually what passes for a good time in Indiana, so the excuse is def legit.

[Serenity Now]

You are not familiar with the history of the coal miners in Britain?

Check thread for who this was addressed to..

[Joe Republic]

I swear to god I came here to post the exact same thing.  Honest.  It's still in my clipboard and everything:

You are not familiar with the history of the coal miners in Britain?

[Antonio the Sixth]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

[Keystone Phil]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

It's great because it had to have made Mr. Know It All's head explode. Classic comment!

[Phony Moderate]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

It's great because it had to have made Mr. Know It All's head explode. Classic comment!

Your feud with Al is as epic as the Murkowski-Palin feud.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

It's great because it had to have made Mr. Know It All's head explode. Classic comment!

Your feud with Al is as epic as the MurkowskiMekoski-Palin feud.

[Keystone Phil]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

It's great because it had to have made Mr. Know It All's head explode. Classic comment!

Your feud with Al is as epic as the Murkowski-Palin feud.

Please don't ever label me as "Murkowski" again.

[Antonio the Sixth]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

It's great because it had to have made Mr. Know It All's head explode. Classic comment!

Your feud with Al is as epic as the Murkowski-Palin feud.

Please don't ever label me as "Murkowski" again.

I guess you weren't supposed to be Murkowski...

[Cincinnatus]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

It's great because it had to have made Mr. Know It All's head explode. Classic comment!

Your feud with Al is as epic as the Murkowski-Palin feud.

Please don't ever label me as "Murkowski" again.

I guess you weren't supposed to be Murkowski...

I was thinking more along the lines of Bristol.

[Keystone Phil]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

It's great because it had to have made Mr. Know It All's head explode. Classic comment!

Your feud with Al is as epic as the Murkowski-Palin feud.

Please don't ever label me as "Murkowski" again.

I guess you weren't supposed to be Murkowski...

I guess you didn't get my joke...

Anyway, I don't think I have a feud with Al. I doubt he thinks we do. The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

All that being said, please clear the halls. The Institute won't tolerate this side chat.

[King]

Yes no talking in the institute unless you are Naso.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes no talking in the institute unless you are Naso.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Yes no talking in the institute unless you are Naso.

Has he ever showed up in this thread other than in quotes ?

[Paul Kemp]

Yes no talking in the institute unless you are Naso.

Has he ever showed up in this thread other than in quotes ?

Has Abe ever been to the Lincoln Monument?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

I'd hate to bring this up here than elsewhere but Marokai and px more recently would certainly qualify. Maybe even Badger today.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

I'd hate to bring this up here than elsewhere but Marokai and px more recently would certainly qualify. Maybe even Badger today.

And Joe Republic.......but who is counting

[Landslide Lyndon]

The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

I'd hate to bring this up here than elsewhere but Marokai and px more recently would certainly qualify. Maybe even Badger today.

I don't have a feud with Phil. We have our occasional brawls and pokes in the eye, but in the end we drink beer talking about football.

[Paul Kemp]

The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

I'd hate to bring this up here than elsewhere but Marokai and px more recently would certainly qualify. Maybe even Badger today.

And Joe Republic.......but who is counting

That's just a lover's quarrel.