The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Simfan, you should read Huckleberry Finn.

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Carpooling sounds like quite the liberal idea, Naso.   It reduces gas usage and defies individuality.

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t_host1 is the guy farthest to left.

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Mitt clearly forgot to zip his zipper.

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I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.

You can't contribute, moderator.  That would be like Richard Nixon writing the lyrics to an anti-Vietnam-War song.

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Election Night 2012:

CNN News: This is CNN Election Headquarters at 8pm.  At this opening hour we can forecast that Rick Santorum of Virginia has won 232 Electoral Votes at this opening hour to our Socialist Incumbent Racist Darkie President, who managed to win all of the commie states at this opening hour.  It is likely, if the Electoral College wasn't dominated by racist black communists, that Rick would've won by now.  But alas no.

Virginia with 13 Electoral Votes
Indiana with 11 Electoral Votes
South Carolina with 9 Electoral Votes
Ohio with 18 Electoral Votes
Pennsylvania with 20 Electoral Votes
North Carolina with 15 Electoral Votes
Kentucky with 8 Electoral Votes
West Virginia with 5 Electoral Votes
Alabama with 9 Electoral Votes
Mississippi with 6 Electoral Votes
Michigan with 16 Electoral Votes
Wisconsin with 10 Electoral Votes
Tennessee with 11 Electoral Votes
Louisiana with 8 Electoral Votes
New Hampshire with 4 Electoral Votes
Maine with 2 Electoral Votes
Maine Congressional District 2 with 1 Electoral Vote
Iowa with 6 Electoral Votes
Oklahoma with 7 Electoral Votes
Georgia with 16 Electoral Votes
Connecticut with 7 Electoral Votes
New Jersey with 14 Electoral Votes
Missouri with 10 Electoral Votes
Arkansas with 6 Electoral Votes
Kansas with 6 Electoral Votes
Nebraska with 2 Electoral Votes
All of Nebraska's Congressional Districts with 3 Electoral Votes

Meanwhile our evil commie President has won the following votes:

New York with 29 Electoral Votes
The People's Republic of Vermont with 3 Electoral Votes
The Soviet Socialist Republic of Maryland with 10 Electoral Votes
The Super Fascist Communisto State of the District of Colombia with 3 Electoral Votes
The People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Hawaii with 4 Electoral Votes
...........Delaware.......with 3 Electoral Votes
Illinois with 20 Electoral Votes
The Freedom Haters Paradise of Rhode Island with 4 Electoral Votes

Thanks to the communistic race baiting and voter buying mentality of the administration, President Barack Hussein Karl Marx Obama has been spared the landslide defeat at the Opening Hour.  It is likely he might even be spared of it after the Democrats have bought the hippe communist hispanic vote in the MOuntain West.  Because real white Americans have stood up to the President and his blatant race baiting politics that were revealed by the late Andrew Breitbart.  We will see how far the Communistic President will go to buy votes and destroy American Democracy to prevent the rightful rein of King Rick!

7:30 PM:

It is with great pleasure that we call the following states for the freedom fighter and true American Rick Santorum.  These states will put him over the top fo that monkey socialist communist whitey hater who just happens to be our incumbent President!:

Minnesota with 10 Electoral Votes
South Dakota with 3 Electoral Votes
North Dakota with 3 Electoral Votes
Maine Congressional District 1 with 1 Electoral Vote
Florida with 29 Electoral Votes
Texas with 38 Electoral Votes
Wyoming with 3 Electoral Votes
Montana with 3 Electoral Votes
Idaho with 4 Electoral Votes
Utah with 6 Electoral Votes
Alaska with 3 Electoral Votes
Massachusetts with 11 Electoral Votes.....wait a minute what!?

In other news, the President has bought out these following states with race baiting and ACORN Corruptoin:

Colorado with 9 Electoral Votes
Viva Le New Mexico with 5 Electoral Votes
Nevada with 6 Electoral Votes
Washington with 12 Electoral Votes
Oregon with 7 Electoral Votes
Arizona with 11 Electoral Votes
California with 55 Electoral Votes

By our estimates Rick Santorum will be elected the next President of the United States.....a feat that we can thank the late great Andrew Breitbart for seeing through his evil socialist racist tricks!

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I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
Not eating cats
Amen.

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The invisible county? Excuse me?

Kalawao County

Huh, interesting.

I feel they should have 9 delegates.

That caused a spit take...like the third in my whole life

I don't get it...I feel dumb...

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The invisible county? Excuse me?

Kalawao County

Huh, interesting.

I feel they should have 9 delegates.

That caused a spit take...like the third in my whole life

I don't get it...I feel dumb...

Did you read the link?

Yup. Is it in connection to their population?

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xP

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What is Papoy?  The Tagalog for 'photograph'?

No, dumb dumb, it's how people that have a cleft lip say "paper".

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http://www.infowars.com/

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I feel horrible for laughing at this.

Has that hoodie been appropriately detained, yet?

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I want to be able to look back 20 years from now and say "Yes, I helped America return to her greatness."

I'll be doing whatever I can to make sure Mitt Romney carries the state of Indiana this November.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychotherapy

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what is Dave's vision, anyway?

Who is this Dave you speak of?

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I'll hold my head high knowing I'm in the right.

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Black people are really scary!

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Is this the new Deluge?

Most of the Democrats on here have a vision for this place that can be summarized succinctly: Diet Democratic Underground.

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opebo, I'm pretty sure sex in 1965, and sex in 2012 still has the same meaning

No buddy, sex in 1965 was with a girl.  Sex in 2012 is with a piece of rubber.

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Al, I don't know why you expect me to know that you posted something similar to that, as I don't read your posts often, and for good reason: you do not make your point, you violently slam your point into the face of the person you're attempting to ridicule, to make them feel like a lesser person. You're one of the most respected members of this forum and yet you have no respect for the people that do everything  but kiss the ground you walk on. The only thing cringeworthy in this situation is that you took time out of your day to ridicule a 15 year old kid on an internet forum for making a post in a thread. I don't need to answer to you and feel bad. This is the institute of comedy thread, I thought that post was funny, it was a post that I had seen, therefore I posted it here. As far as I'm concerned, I'm done with this discussion. It's over. There is no reason to go further.

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Deluge:

This is news? The black population does not endorse homosexuality.

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Do we get death-points for putting our names on this?

Don't worry, the death points will only accrue to your non-union Mexican equivalent: Señor Coconut.

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Over-contributing today:

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