The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Context:

Maybe he had to redo the third grade. 

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I kinda hoped in the back of my mind that would end up here /conceited

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Erectile dysfunction is pretty high up on the list, I suppose.

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Had to decide whether to put this in the Institute or the Sulfur Mine:

No way - my preferred ticket would be Palin-Paul.

Edit: Darn, you made me forget this was my 1000th Atlus post and I didn't even use grandeur or make it fun.  I'll make up for that: If the president is reelected he will destroy whats left of this fragile country and announce himself dictator.  Romney will be so weak if elected that he will fold to every democratic desire during the off periods between elections.  They are both globalists and socialists.  We all need to wake up to that.

This is the worst post ever made in the history of the forum. You should feel bad and your parents should be arrested.

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It's definitely sulfur material.

I'll put it in the mine too

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I'm sorry, it's Doctor President Ron Paul. Get it right sheeple!

correction; full title:

The Honorable Doctor President Rep. Ron Paul MD, Defender Of The Constitution and Savior of Liberty, Father of the High Priest of the Church of Aqua Buddha

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Click for context:

For me it is usually 15-45 minutes after I eat or have coffee.

Ahem

See the thread title for context:

For me it is usually 15-45 minutes after I eat or have coffee.

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Though Inks timing may have been off, receiving this sort of accolade from him is.. well, a very strange feeling.  Like being told by your captors 'that's a nice tie' as they haul you off to Auschwitz.  The chill does run up the spine.

So I respond 'thank you Gruppenführer'... very nervously, and with the deepest of bows and scrapes.

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Please delete that, Snowstalker. It's disturbing and no one wants to see that.

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Uh oh, Bushie's stomach bug has gained sentience and found the Atlas.

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Context:

You know what they say, America.  Once you go black, you never go back.

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No- but I do enjoy eating bush

Goddammit I was just gonna post this

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[ ] Barack Obama (D)
[ ] Mitt Romney (R)
[ ] W. Mitt Romney (I)
[ ] W. M. Romney (I)
[ ] Willard M. Romney (Socialist Labor)
[ ] Willard Mitt Romney (Constitution)
[ ] Mittens Romney (Silly Hats Party)
[ ] Gromit Romney (Libertarian)
[ ] Tree-Loving Romney (Green)
[ ] MITTBOT 2.0 (MICROSOFT VISTA)

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Can I change my name at all?
And what username would you recommend me?

Pepto-Bismol

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Exemption from what?  Are you saying you had relations with the Older Woman?  If so, why would this require or involve an 'exemption'?

And why would we care?

And why are you informing of this two weeks later?

Its taken her that long to pop off from it.

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This thread is not bad. This thread is extremely bad. You guys shouldn't feel bad. In fact, you should feel like Larry Craig's wife.

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Has anyone got links to this saga? I need to start reading.

Start here: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=120859.0

The opebo post on the first page alone is worth it.

Are you an oriental BRTD? If so- you can work to become a "ladyboy" and finally try to consumate your desire of opebo

Classic.

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BRTD- the fat behind
The chair- every one else's patience

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First rule: you don't talk about mormonism
second rule: see first rule
except infraction points in this thread

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Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......

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Nooooo I made a typo!

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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you

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He is your brain cells, personified.

Why thank you

That's not a compliment. This is King we're talking about.

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Nah

Well, it might be too much of a change. Once you go Black, you never go back.
-skip-

Again, probably going to hell for this.

I was torn as to whether or not I should post this