The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[CARLHAYDEN]

Here is a post from the thread for a reported post, wherein a moderator gives his reason for not infracting as requested by the complainant.  Quote has been edited to protect the guilty.

No. This is a mindbogglingly stupid argument and all too typical of XXXXXXXX. But arguments one believes are stupid are no reason to infract or ban.

Otherwise we'd lose over 90% of our YYYYYYYYY.

<stares into space with a dreamy smile, envisioning such a world>

AHEM! But seriously, no.

Yes, typical Ernest.

You see, neither this forum nor the internet existed 1969.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

LOL. When I saw this I first thought about Massachusetts.

Lol, me too.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

LOL. When I saw this I first thought about Massachusetts.

Lol, me too.

I thought of the Koopa Troopa turtle from Mario.

[Joe Republic]

Yes, typical Ernest.

You see, neither this forum nor the internet existed 1969.

Is there no limit to the extent of CARL's ability to self-fail?

[King]

Well, at least now the "Romney can't get over 25%, blah blah blah" argument can be put to rest.

To be replaced with the "Romney is losing to Herman Cain, hah hah hah" argument.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Oh, King, I thought you're Mr. Morden

[Paul Kemp]

Income Tax
8% is what we take out of your first $50,000 of income
6% is added on to that rate on income from $50,000 to $300,000 (14%)
7% is added on after your first $300,000 (21%)

Value-Added Sales Tax
5% on items purchased by individuals greater than $1000 plus alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana
3% on items purchased by individuals from $0.01 to $999.99 that could not be classified as:
0% on items that could be purchased with food stamps (groceries)

Corporate Tax
9% flat on corporate revenues

[Landslide Lyndon]

Christians and Giraffes.

[Bacon King]

Secretly recorded videos of Herman Cain writing the 999 plan upside-down while looking intently at a ouija board?

[© tweed]

I forgot about the Mexico Mitt.   When Romney wins in a 400+ electoral landslide in 2012, it was because people are yearning to vote for America's first Hispanic-American, Mormon-American, and Beautiful-American combined.  Romney makes John Edwards look like a hobo.

And you know what else?  Romney's upcoming landslide will be so huge, he might carry Mexico!

George Romney should have asked to get in-state tuition in Texas schools.

[Lambsbread]

poverty, being broke, dying.

[Хahar 🤔]

The juxtaposition here is hilarious:

I haven't heard of most of these shows.  Who watches this crap?

Only ones I watch:

Big Bang Theory (R - OMG I love this show!)

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Madigas in AP used to destroy items of their posession that a Brahmin had touched. And if a Brahman had for whatever reasons felt forced to enter the Madiga colony, they performed cleansing rituals after he'd left.
In short, they practiced untouchability on those dirty polluted Brahmins.

[Insula Dei]

Yes, typical Ernest.

You see, neither this forum nor the internet existed 1969.

Is there no limit to the extent of CARL's ability to self-fail?

Well, actually CH is right for once (although pedantic).
If you look at the quote that was redacted, it was apparently posted in 1969.

Uhm, that wasn't why CARL's post was such a fail.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I'm deeply disappointed.  I clicked here expecting something like this:

[Mr. Morden]

Is sofaken trying too hard here to be a gimmick poster?

I never thought I'd say this--because I am no racist--but it's about time my man Mitt played real dirty against this black intruder.  I know it goes against his Mormon faith, but may I suggest TEAM ROMNEY do what George W. Bush did to John MCcain in 2000...Mitt should place anonymous flyers and do up some robocalls implying that Herman Cain once fathered a black daughter. 

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Posting yourself into the goldmine is, of course, an excellent example of a different kind of masturbation.

[Keystone Phil]

Opebo just ended his reign as a comic genius by posting one of his own works in the Institute.

Posting yourself into the goldmine is, of course, an excellent example of a different kind of masturbation.

Never refer to this as a mine again, caveman.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

my wife started lecturing me about how rock music is bad for the boy.  

Good lord man she sounds insufferable.  Where does she keep your marbles?  On the mantle-piece? In her hand bag?

[Paul Kemp]

Opebo just ended his reign as a comic genius by posting one of his own works in the Institute.

Perhaps he has a sock and accidently posted it under the wrong name?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Human rights, obviously, Al.  I'm curious, are you anatomically correct?

How nice to hear that you care about those now. As for your question, I think so, yes. I do have (proportionately) small hands and feet though. You?

Well, no.. rather the converse proportions prevail in my case, Al, but it wasn't the size of your dear parts I was getting at, but rather whether they existed at all.  You do realize that most male humans do masturbate, and that looking at a pretty picture or an interesting fillum can aid in this healthful and necessary practice?

Now opebo can delete his.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Never refer to this as a mine again, caveman.

Don't they live in caves on Sicily?

[opebo]

Posting yourself into the goldmine is, of course, an excellent example of a different kind of masturbation.

That is true, Al, but I have no shame.  And anyway I wanted to preserve that tidbit about your parts.  Can you really blame me?

[opebo]

Opebo just ended his reign as a comic genius by posting one of his own works in the Institute.

Perhaps he has a sock and accidently posted it under the wrong name?

No, I've done before several times anyway.  KP you old stick-in-the-mud - you must admit it was a funny.

[Keystone Phil]

Never refer to this as a mine again, caveman.

Don't they live in caves on Sicily?

Al, your jealousy is showing.

Take this out of the Institute or be expelled.