The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Yes. Standards are way too high. It's like when you see a gorgeous girl and your friends say, "You must have low standards" and you think...if that's having low standards...what the hell is having high standards?

I find this post disturbing?

[minionofmidas]

To be quite honest I have to admit that I do have at least a little bit of jealousy for my wealthy clients that ditched their wives for 'newer models' later in life. Not saying I'll do it when that comes(and no I'm not currently married), but the notion at least has some appeal to it.

That belongs in the Truth is Brutal Mine.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

jmfcsts are closet socialists, so obviously they are not going to vote for a businessperson.

a businessman or businesswoman perhaps, but definitely not a businessperson

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You forgot that black guy, didn't you?  Cain or McCain, something like that?  He must be a Southron Babdist.

[Bacon King]

Which moderator was it?

Mr. Moderate

Well, look, the word "moderate" is right there in his name! I think we should defer to his judgment on this one.

[Landslide Lyndon]

I don't know about the kind of kinky moms he's met, but I don't think my mother is into Santorum.

[Хahar 🤔]

Which moderator was it?

Mr. Moderate

Well, look, the word "moderate" is right there in his name! I think we should defer to his judgment on this one.

I think I should get credit for having noticed that months ago.

About as much respect as a monkey who throws his own feces deserves, yes.

Now that you're a moderator, you have the most appropriate name on the forum.

[Oakvale]

Wonkish if it wasn't for Jesus Christ you'd be getting a sh!tload of a lot more posts modded since that's the reason I'm not combing through your posts looking for ones to report like I used to do before I was filled with the Holy Spirit. Quit whining.

[patrick1]

Wonkish if it wasn't for Jesus Christ you'd be getting a sh!tload of a lot more posts modded since that's the reason I'm not combing through your posts looking for ones to report like I used to do before I was filled with the Holy Spirit. Quit whining.

I think that is a dual entry for the absurdity and comedy instit.

[King]

Breathtaking.

[© tweed]

this struck me as funny

Paultards love snow.

[Lief 🗽]

Some might argue that this entire situation is a little Kafkaesque.

[Reginald]

He seems to be speaking as clearly as I usually do.

[King]

The might be the best post in the history of our fair forums.

[Хahar 🤔]

The might be the best post in the history of our fair forums.

In that same post he leaves it open for interpretation whether Newt Gingrich is definitely speaking or defiantly speaking.

[Platypus]

I gave you all a couple of months to post this bit of hilarity, and you failed me.

Context is key.

second from the right.

[Joe Republic]

I don't get it.

[Lambsbread]

Normally, I'm straight, but I've decided to go with gay today. Maybe because I read a Joe Republic post.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I don't get it.

It's a pun of the sort my dad makes.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Normally, I'm straight, but I've decided to go with gay today. Maybe because I read a Joe Republic post.

ah, another attempt to pull Joe out of the closet

[Simfan34]

This bill has my full support, for the very reasons you all oppose it. It will slow the destructive march of the INTERNET and thus stem, if for a while, the detrimental effects it has upon our society, and stop digital innovation. Also, it will help stem the tide of illegal music downloads, the fact that 90% of downloads are illegal is a telling statistic of human depravity. Also, it will stop the destruction of traditional television and print by the  INTERNET. This is great, I really, really hope it passes.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Romney is in dead girl/live boy territory, guys.

In that, he's a dead girl.

[Platypus]

I don't get it.

Post as a near-synonym for column, at a forum.

[King]

In Australia, the chemicals that alert the brain of funny spin in the opposite direction.

[Platypus]

Well obviously it's not as funny as I thought if I have to post it here myself, and then explain it, but I thought it was hilarious. So stop being racist.