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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #925 on: December 29, 2011, 06:24:57 AM »
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« Reply #926 on: December 29, 2011, 08:02:21 AM »
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Quote from: Averroës Nix on December 28, 2011, 07:43:01 PM
If you have ever been accosted by a committed Ron Paul supporter, you know how unbelievably thick-headed they can be.

EDIT: And, from the gay marriage thread, all of which could be entered in either here or the Deluge -

Quote from: Alcon on December 28, 2011, 03:38:02 PM
Quote from: milhouse24 on December 28, 2011, 02:50:55 PM
The government can define "marriage" however it wants to, but this is how I define "real biological and technical marriage" which is "vaginal intercourse that produces a biological child and determines the roles and responsibilities of the 2 biological parents in providing for that child."

Apparently I'm one broken condom and court order away from accidental marriage
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« Reply #927 on: December 29, 2011, 09:05:54 AM »
Quote from: Comrade Sibboleth on December 27, 2011, 09:54:46 AM
Quote from: Joe Lunchbucket on December 25, 2011, 04:12:20 AM
Quote from: Mr. Moderate on December 25, 2011, 02:49:39 AM
New Pennsylvania numbers:

Asked of any woman on the street: Do you enjoy anal intercourse?

Yes .......................................................... 2%
No ........................................................... 5%
Get the hell away from me, you creep .... 93%

Adding this to the map we can see that there is still a clear national trend toward "get the hell away from me, you creep." Bad news for President Obama.




Brilliance.

Truly. My favorite is the subtle detail that the "yes" vote is slightly higher in Nevada. Grin
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« Reply #928 on: December 29, 2011, 09:35:43 AM »
Quote from: Badger on December 29, 2011, 09:05:54 AM
Quote from: Comrade Sibboleth on December 27, 2011, 09:54:46 AM
Quote from: Joe Lunchbucket on December 25, 2011, 04:12:20 AM
Quote from: Mr. Moderate on December 25, 2011, 02:49:39 AM
New Pennsylvania numbers:

Asked of any woman on the street: Do you enjoy anal intercourse?

Yes .......................................................... 2%
No ........................................................... 5%
Get the hell away from me, you creep .... 93%

Adding this to the map we can see that there is still a clear national trend toward "get the hell away from me, you creep." Bad news for President Obama.




Brilliance.

Truly. My favorite is the subtle detail that the "yes" vote is slightly higher in Nevada. Grin

Definitely one of the best posts here.
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« Reply #929 on: December 29, 2011, 11:28:30 PM »
Quote from: Honest Abe on December 29, 2011, 11:15:43 PM
Rick Perry would be posting partially completed statements because he couldn't remember the rest of what he wanted to say.
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« Reply #930 on: December 30, 2011, 09:18:57 AM »
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What the hell do we even pay the Secret Service for?
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« Reply #931 on: January 02, 2012, 10:17:34 AM »
The second page? Come on guys step it up.
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« Reply #932 on: January 02, 2012, 10:26:48 AM »
Quote from: GPORTER on January 01, 2012, 08:53:28 PM
Let me ask, I heard some people say it might have been Kucinich vs President McCain 2012. Any way that could have happened?
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« Reply #933 on: January 02, 2012, 04:48:50 PM »
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« Reply #934 on: January 03, 2012, 06:20:11 AM »
Quote from: Assemblyman & Queen Mum Inks.LWC on January 03, 2012, 05:00:12 AM
Quote from: Twilight Sparkle on January 03, 2012, 04:06:31 AM
I guess.  The girl I have a stupid crush on smokes like a locomotive, and I think she looks smexy doing it.

Is that like a sexy Mexican?
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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #935 on: January 03, 2012, 07:26:14 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=146325.0
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« Reply #936 on: January 03, 2012, 07:44:40 AM »
Quote from: Twilight Sparkle on January 03, 2012, 12:17:39 AM
So what?  Rich people don't need toilets, as nobody rich has an anus.

I grinned. Is that a bad thing?
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« Reply #937 on: January 03, 2012, 08:08:48 AM »

Damn, you beat me on it ! Tongue
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« Reply #938 on: January 03, 2012, 03:24:05 PM »

It's getting better and better.
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« Reply #939 on: January 03, 2012, 06:27:28 PM »
Quote from: Minion of Midas on January 03, 2012, 04:27:24 PM
I mean, if that had really happened the US government wouldn't have hunted Osama bin Laden to death, they would have nominated him for the Nobel Price for Architecture.
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« Reply #940 on: January 03, 2012, 10:51:47 PM »
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19:48   BRTD83   BUT F-CKING PERRY WON COUNTIES
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT THE F-CK
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT THE F-CK IS WRONG WITH THOSE F-CKING PEOPLE
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT TYPE OF F-CKING MORON WOULD VOTE FOR PERRY
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« Reply #941 on: January 04, 2012, 03:35:19 AM »
Quote from: King on January 04, 2012, 01:03:56 AM
NH is a long week and two major debates away.

It wouldn't be unusual if Santorum came from behind.
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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #942 on: January 04, 2012, 03:38:57 AM »
Quote from: Χahar on January 03, 2012, 10:51:47 PM
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19:48   BRTD83   BUT F-CKING PERRY WON COUNTIES
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT THE F-CK
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT THE F-CK IS WRONG WITH THOSE F-CKING PEOPLE
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT TYPE OF F-CKING MORON WOULD VOTE FOR PERRY

Later part of Mormons was better.
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« Reply #943 on: January 04, 2012, 05:12:22 AM »
Quote from: King on January 04, 2012, 03:26:02 AM
From now on, the name Santorum will be synonymous with coming in #2.
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« Reply #944 on: January 04, 2012, 06:19:06 AM »

Alright, can we just agree that King wins the forum?
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« Reply #945 on: January 04, 2012, 08:37:09 AM »
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« Reply #946 on: January 04, 2012, 03:31:48 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on January 04, 2012, 02:42:06 PM


Iowa's new district map kind of looks like a swastika.
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« Reply #947 on: January 04, 2012, 04:48:53 PM »
Quote from: Joementum on January 04, 2012, 11:35:52 AM
Quote from: Mr. Morden on January 04, 2012, 11:32:40 AM
Just heard her announce that she's dropping out on the TV.


Even so, let's wait til we hear something from a reliable source.
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« Reply #948 on: January 06, 2012, 01:13:53 AM »
Quote from: King on January 05, 2012, 08:03:40 PM
lulz

Only Bushie can use "vote for the person" reasoning and come up with Mitt Romney as the best choice.
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« Reply #949 on: January 07, 2012, 04:57:44 AM »
Quote from: Comrade Sibboleth on January 06, 2012, 08:09:38 PM
Quote from: Twilight Sparkle on January 06, 2012, 06:23:58 PM
Al really isn't that witty or whatever.  He's just an unpleasant, arrogant flake.

I resent being called a 'flake'.
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