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« Reply #1425 on: April 19, 2012, 04:08:33 PM »

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2011/PPP_Release_US_041912.pdf



Romney/Christie: 47%
Obama/Biden: 47%



Romney is on the rise as he consolidates Republican support.

Except you forgot the part where Obama leads Ronney 49-46.

I fixed the typo now.
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« Reply #1426 on: April 19, 2012, 11:26:52 PM »

I am in a pickle. I'm attracted to this one girl, very much so, a grade below. She seems very friendly, but I'm fairly incompetent in reading her messages and gauging where she stands. Indeed we just sat next to each other and read a book together the other day, which I was just lost on- where does politeness end, and is it just a trap? I  can either become more overt or back out, and I'm leaning towards the latter- why bog yourself down before going to college. What do I do?

OK, kid - Inks is here to help.  First, quit talking about your pickle - if that's where your mind is going into this relationship, then you're screwed from the start (pun intended).

What grade are you in?  Is this like a junior-senior thing or freshman-sophomore?  Crap like that matters.  If you're heading to college in a couple months, then hey, get some free bananas with your cherry soda--you're Ron Paul!

Now - about reading her signs.  Sorry, kid, but reading a book with a female doesn't necessarily equal love that's meant to be.  If it did, then me and old lady Gladys at the library missed out on some true love about 15 years ago.

And you have to realize, most girls aren't in the game to be polite.  She must at least somewhat be interested in friendship or something.  If a girl is repulsed by you, you'll know it.  There's no such thing as politeness from Jr. High and High school girls.  Politeness is about as rare as an acne-free face in those cesspools of the young degenerate generation.

That being said, as Admiral Ackbar once taught us, if it smells like a duck, and tastes like a duck, it's probably a trap.

As for the college issue... how soon are you to attending such an institution of higher learning?  And you don't necessarily have to be bogged down... if both of you are just interested in some fun companionship before you leave, go for it - but make sure you both realize it's not gonna be a thing that lasts.  Getting into those types of relationships before you're ready leave you emotionally looking like Mason Verger, and the last thing you want is dogs chewing on your face.

So, take everything I said with a grain of salt, throw in some thyme and oregano, and you'll be breathing like an Italian Stallion by tomorrow.
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« Reply #1427 on: April 20, 2012, 12:49:20 AM »

Threads like this are what make this board the home of the most intelligent and knowledgeable posts on this forum.
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« Reply #1428 on: April 20, 2012, 05:23:05 AM »

Exemption from what?  Are you saying you had relations with the Older Woman?  If so, why would this require or involve an 'exemption'?

And why would we care?

And why are you informing of this two weeks later?

Its taken her that long to pop off from it.
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« Reply #1429 on: April 22, 2012, 12:50:57 AM »

The Apple never falls far from the tree.

Yes, in 2030, Bushie's Kenyan kids will be selling him Kenyaplan health insurance, and hatching plans to leave for a missionary trip to climate change-ravaged Bangladesh.

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« Reply #1430 on: April 22, 2012, 11:36:51 AM »

Something along the general lines of

[8] - Nicolas Dupont-Aignan (Debout la République)
[2] - Eva Joly (Europe Écologie–Les Verts)
[1] - Jean-Luc Mélenchon (Front de gauche)
[9] - Marine Le Pen (Front National)
[6] - Nathalie Arthaud (Lutte Ouvrière)
[7] - François Bayrou (Mouvement démocrate)
[5] - Phillippe Poutou (Nouveau Parti anticapitaliste)
[3] - François Hollande (Parti socialiste)
[4] - Jacques Cheminade (c'est UFOs que j'aime)
  • - Nicolas Sarkozy (Union pour un Mouvement Populaire)
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« Reply #1431 on: April 22, 2012, 05:50:55 PM »

People in the northern parts of the United States tend to have an authoritarian streak.

Yes, we have a history of being real slavedrivers there.
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« Reply #1432 on: April 22, 2012, 05:55:52 PM »

OTOH, blowing a horn for Gerard Kennedy as a "Grits' only hope" at this point is like blowing a horn for Myspace as the be-all and end-all of social media at this point.
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« Reply #1433 on: April 22, 2012, 06:43:34 PM »

Context needed, from both the thread and general knowledge of forum lore:

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« Reply #1434 on: April 22, 2012, 06:44:33 PM »

Context needed, from both the thread and general knowledge of forum lore:


I don't get it, and I consider myself a preeminent scholar of Atlas lore.
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« Reply #1435 on: April 22, 2012, 06:46:42 PM »
« Edited: April 22, 2012, 09:28:45 PM by Nathan »

It's what krazen says whenever a right-wing politician is leading in a poll or favorability ratings, even if it's a terrible poll or within the margin of error or both.
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« Reply #1436 on: April 22, 2012, 08:07:52 PM »

Intentional humor, but still humor.  Click for context:

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« Reply #1437 on: April 23, 2012, 12:13:20 AM »

Debateable wether this is funny or not, but I think it is.

You can dance to it and the melody is catchy, but lyrics are only so-so.  82 is a good score for it.
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« Reply #1438 on: April 23, 2012, 12:33:33 AM »

I don't get it, and I consider myself a preeminent scholar of Atlas lore.

Well no, you only think you are, and even then it's only if it's in some way related to you.
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« Reply #1439 on: April 23, 2012, 12:37:34 AM »

Tweed's been around for so long he can't really NOT be, but I think of "Atlas lore" to be much older stuff, like the incidents with Yates, Hawkeye and Joel.
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« Reply #1440 on: April 23, 2012, 12:39:30 AM »

Tweed was absent for giant gaps of Atlas history that he wasn't in any way relevant for much of it.
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« Reply #1441 on: April 23, 2012, 05:15:47 AM »

This thread is not bad. This thread is extremely bad. You guys shouldn't feel bad. In fact, you should feel like Larry Craig's wife.
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« Reply #1442 on: April 23, 2012, 01:09:28 PM »

Are you an oriental BRTD? If so- you can work to become a "ladyboy" and finally try to consumate your desire of opebo
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« Reply #1443 on: April 23, 2012, 02:33:13 PM »

feel free to surf the internet on your analog cars.
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« Reply #1444 on: April 23, 2012, 02:52:46 PM »


Are you an oriental BRTD? If so- you can work to become a "ladyboy" and finally try to consumate your desire of opebo

Classic.
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« Reply #1445 on: April 23, 2012, 02:57:04 PM »

Tweed was absent for giant gaps of Atlas history that he wasn't in any way relevant for much of it.

Well, Tweed's ego is the only oustanding thing about him. Let his have it.
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« Reply #1446 on: April 23, 2012, 03:00:27 PM »

Mark my word. One day, BRTD will post "should I take a crap?" poll, and would await our verdict.
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« Reply #1447 on: April 24, 2012, 04:00:14 AM »

There's a place here that lets you do all three at the same time.  Pretty decently priced, as I recall.

Hang on a sec.  Edit: Ok, it's 702-878-7776.  Ask for Brian.
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« Reply #1448 on: April 24, 2012, 03:49:00 PM »

Are you an oriental BRTD? If so- you can work to become a "ladyboy" and finally try to consumate your desire of opebo
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« Reply #1449 on: April 24, 2012, 11:50:20 PM »

Option one, but the difference between that and 0 is pretty damn small.

As for option two, we all know that the scriptwriters aren't going to pull the trigger on Kenya.  The network doesn't think the show enough of a winner to spend that much money on production.
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