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« Reply #1750 on: July 06, 2012, 09:48:18 PM »

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« Reply #1751 on: July 07, 2012, 11:53:24 AM »

Will he look for a BMW at a souvenir shop?
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« Reply #1752 on: July 07, 2012, 08:52:13 PM »



The Mideast Gubernatorial: ZuWo v Tmth?
Left: Governor ZuWo (W-KY) announcing his re-election bid
Right: former Vice President Tmthforu94 (MCPR-IN) announcing formation of an exploratory committee


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« Reply #1753 on: July 08, 2012, 10:39:05 AM »

What if both candidates were caught cheating on their spouses...

with each other
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« Reply #1754 on: July 09, 2012, 03:19:27 PM »

Why would people fret over this ppp poll when the far superior pollster Marquette already released a poll recently?

"The far superior pollster Marquette" also showed this:

45% Baldwin, 36% Hovde

What exactly is the logic in accepting half of the poll from the far superior pollster Marquette, but not the other half?

Surely if Hovde can come back against a statewide champion like Thompson he can also easily do so against a Dane county extremist.
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« Reply #1755 on: July 10, 2012, 02:22:52 PM »

Naso is obviously slumming it, but I'll give him points here anyway:

To be honest, the Beach Boys never did much for me. That's saying something, considering I am America.
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« Reply #1756 on: July 12, 2012, 04:53:53 PM »

I pinned down a kid in school and forcibly cut his hair because he looked gay.
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« Reply #1757 on: July 12, 2012, 08:06:49 PM »

The real question is why you're eating Mexican food in Amherst.
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« Reply #1758 on: July 12, 2012, 11:44:16 PM »


'Nathan, why do you know what emoviolence is?'
'I'm not entirely clear on what it is but I know that it's a thing because there's a guy on my political forum who's into some of that kind of niche music. Interesting guy. He's a left-wing charismatic Christian from the Midwest.'
'Huh. Hey, can you hand me that trowel?'
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« Reply #1759 on: July 13, 2012, 03:17:51 AM »

On Tim Pawlenty:

I'm sure he'll make an electrifying Secretary of Agriculture though.
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« Reply #1760 on: July 13, 2012, 04:59:04 PM »

Context:

Thought this needed a change in name.
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« Reply #1761 on: July 13, 2012, 05:26:09 PM »

You met at an airport? That's super creepy. I tend to meet people from forums at rest stop bathrooms.

Guys, I think Andrew has multiple personality disorder and one of them is Larry Craig.
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« Reply #1762 on: July 14, 2012, 08:28:51 AM »

And Kal....dark socks and shorts?  Printing on a collared shirt?  What are you, European or something?
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« Reply #1763 on: July 14, 2012, 12:08:21 PM »

I don't think he was trying to be funny, but I laughed regardless:

Should be mandatory for newborn babes, as it lessens the odds of receiving or transferring an STD.

No. Keep the government's hands off of people's penises.
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« Reply #1764 on: July 14, 2012, 12:30:56 PM »

I don't think he was trying to be funny, but I laughed regardless:

Should be mandatory for newborn babes, as it lessens the odds of receiving or transferring an STD.

No. Keep the government's hands off of people's penises.

I wanted to post it first!
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« Reply #1765 on: July 14, 2012, 12:32:07 PM »

I don't think he was trying to be funny, but I laughed regardless:

Should be mandatory for newborn babes, as it lessens the odds of receiving or transferring an STD.

No. Keep the government's hands off of people's penises.

I wanted to post it first!

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« Reply #1766 on: July 14, 2012, 09:22:58 PM »

Nay, today is not your day bloodthirsty hounds.

Made me laugh. Apparently today isn't my day.
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« Reply #1767 on: July 17, 2012, 06:22:13 PM »

I like Weiner, and I'd be excited to see him rise again. Thrusting back into politics could help repair his image. However, if he were to run for mayor, he may face a stiff challenge from other local politicians. Winning, depending on his opponent, could be a hard job.
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« Reply #1768 on: July 18, 2012, 12:34:29 AM »

BRTD is just learning new fascinating things about the world.


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« Reply #1769 on: July 19, 2012, 04:30:36 AM »

It's my humble belief that this also belongs in the Good Post Gallery, but I don't want to trust in my own righteousness on that issue regarding it.

Would anyone be opposed to returning Arizona to Mexico?
Yes. They're called "the Mexicans".
The Chichano nationalist would have a field day with this one Tongue
We are, of course, assuming a scenario where the Outer Phoenix Metro Whites* stay in place. Evidently, their deportation back to their points of last non-Arizonan origin would change everything.

*and Payson, Lake Havasu, Prescott etc pp. The rural Mormons may be voring for similar people but I suppose they could be allowed to stay. Heck, deport the rich hippies in Flagstaff and Sedona too while you're at it.
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« Reply #1770 on: July 19, 2012, 06:52:25 AM »

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« Reply #1771 on: July 20, 2012, 10:02:55 AM »

'Gave me a  laugh.

Of course. There are still a handful of counties in eastern VA where Obama ran noticeably ahead of their Democratic average. I call them Fairfax, Loudoun, and Prince William.

But what are their real names?
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« Reply #1772 on: July 20, 2012, 01:06:58 PM »

Referring to the Dark Knight Rises shooting:

Does anyone know what the motive was here?

Some men just want to see the world burn.
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« Reply #1773 on: July 20, 2012, 03:07:55 PM »

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Nay, laddie.  Michael Collins'll be stringin' ye up fer that offense.  B'gosh, me neighbor Tim Flannigan's best girl was burned alive as a witch last week, that she was!  Eire's a queer land, that she is begorra.
Ireland sounds so barbaric.  And this is the 20th century?[/quote]
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It's funny, because that's sort of how an IRC conversation went. Tongue
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« Reply #1774 on: July 20, 2012, 06:45:44 PM »


Uh, yeah. It's not like I prefer to think about masturbating and inserting a sharpie into my rear whilst watching a gay twinkie pornographic film.
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