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« Reply #2150 on: September 29, 2012, 02:20:14 PM »

You were gone?
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« Reply #2151 on: September 29, 2012, 11:03:54 PM »

So now we have two rangas and two blacks?

Is one of you at least gay? I don't like this demographic shift one little bit.
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« Reply #2152 on: September 30, 2012, 04:50:01 PM »


And unemployment was supposed to be well under 8% by now.
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« Reply #2153 on: September 30, 2012, 05:07:53 PM »

Oh, Sanchez [...] I imagine Barry Goldwater when I read a Goldwater post, Mondale when mondale84 does or a young, Mexican Ron Paul when you do !!
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« Reply #2154 on: October 01, 2012, 05:10:54 AM »

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« Reply #2155 on: October 02, 2012, 12:06:50 AM »

Todd Akin wouldn't agree to filibuster any bills. He's spoken with several political scientists and they have assured him that when Democrats propose socialist legislation, the Congress has natural mechanisms to shut that down.
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« Reply #2156 on: October 02, 2012, 12:16:02 AM »


Rule #67 - No election is over until Clarence posts a picture of a morbidly obese woman.
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« Reply #2157 on: October 02, 2012, 09:22:37 AM »

Context:

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« Reply #2158 on: October 02, 2012, 06:45:05 PM »

Vote as many times and as often as you choose.
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« Reply #2159 on: October 02, 2012, 08:28:10 PM »

That poll is one of the funniest things I've ever read on this forum.
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« Reply #2160 on: October 03, 2012, 02:08:15 AM »

This entry is to be displayed in the JSojourner Memorial 'People Who Converse With Their Own Sock Puppet' wing of the Institute:

UMMM.....by bringing attention to a serious problem which threatens our national security.

Stop it. NOW.


Appropriately enough, kenyanobama never said anything again after his puppet master apparently regained control of his own fractured psyche.

Oh yeah, and this means mondale84 has been banned.
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« Reply #2161 on: October 03, 2012, 03:37:39 AM »

Aw. Joe Republic shows his fascist face.
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« Reply #2162 on: October 03, 2012, 03:40:08 AM »

Oh yeah, and this means mondale84 has been banned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL0Qt7IF8Q4
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« Reply #2163 on: October 03, 2012, 04:57:23 AM »

Damn! I might become a Southern Baptist if this keeps up.
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« Reply #2164 on: October 03, 2012, 06:56:30 AM »

Oh yeah, and this means mondale84 has been banned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJoj9IqeKg
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« Reply #2165 on: October 03, 2012, 11:25:53 AM »

Sorry- the discussion of politics is not interesting enough with this dull race...
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« Reply #2166 on: October 03, 2012, 11:27:27 AM »


http://www.gallup.com/poll/124922/Presidential-Job-Approval-Center.aspx

Approve: 48%, +1


Disapprove: 45%, -1

Head to head, is still Obama 50% (+1), Romney 44% (-1). 


People slightly remembered the 47% comment a little more today.
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« Reply #2167 on: October 03, 2012, 12:01:34 PM »

More and more I think the Republican Party has things it can learn from the Forum on how to be more successful in the War on Women.
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« Reply #2168 on: October 03, 2012, 01:09:27 PM »

Obama will crumble under Mitt's legendary wit and flawless comic timing, but what man wouldn't?
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« Reply #2169 on: October 03, 2012, 02:59:28 PM »

Oh yeah, and this means mondale84 has been banned.

YEAAAAAAAAAAH
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« Reply #2170 on: October 03, 2012, 04:38:11 PM »

Good.  The less idiots and hacks here, the better.  We know who goes next, right? Wink
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« Reply #2171 on: October 03, 2012, 05:27:52 PM »

What in the merciful hell is wrong with this man?

I would say that maybe he was dropped on his head as a child, but given the context that seems rather crass...
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« Reply #2172 on: October 03, 2012, 07:02:24 PM »

Wait, even better idea! Newt Gingrich will barge onto the stage just as the candidates are walking up, and he pushes Mitt away from the podium, quickly and loudly announcing himself as the true Republican candidate. He announces that he legally changed his name to "Willard Mitt Romney" in late June, and due to some arcane technicality in RNC bylaws he's actually been the GOP nominee all along. The debate is momentarily put on hold as reporters and fact-checkers verify the claims. He turns out to be correct; Mitt Romney sheds a single tear and walks away, rejected and disappointed, with a soft "gosh darnit" heard from his lips as he manages to maneuver himself through the entire audience while looking down at his feet the entire time.

The bewildered Obama loses the debate in a rout due to Newt's charisma and sheer masculine energy. The sound clip of the night is Obama confusingly stating, "well- yes, I suppose if- I guess that when you uh- put it that way, Mr. Gingrich, sir, I think I really am a Saul Alinksky radical." This unprecedented defeat leaves Obama trailing badly in the polls; Newt/"Romney"'s lead becomes further intensified after the VP debates where Biden accidentally says "And Newt, honest to God, he's even better than Ronald Reagan" in the middle of a response regarding Paul Ryan's entitlement reform ideas.

Unable to face the transformative and desicive leadership of the Future Leader of the Free World, Democrats nationwide succumb to Newt Energy: the GOP rides Newt's massive coattails to supermajority control of Congress, where they immediately amend the Constitution to make Gingrich president for life.

And thus began the greatest era of freedom and prosperity America (and the moon) will ever know.
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« Reply #2173 on: October 03, 2012, 07:30:02 PM »

We can also watch evolution happen in the dark crevices of our refigerators.
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« Reply #2174 on: October 03, 2012, 10:13:07 PM »

I'm double posting this because it both has a very funny part and a very brutal part.

Uh, JJ, you do realize that virtually every other pollster has shown Obama with a bigger lead in Ohio than PPP, right?

I have not trusted a mail poll since 1936.  Wink

I'm not crazy about those Uni polls for Ohio.  

J.J. I'm channelling The Professor here. Your assignment: Compare and contrast the polling methodology used by Literary Digest in 1936 vs. The Columbus Dispatch in the last several elections. Please reference the relative accuracy or inaccuracy of each poll relative to the final results.

Optional assignment: Quit hacking with grossly mismatched historical analogies.

Failing either will not help you get girls.
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