The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Phil, you really need to go to a show sometime, there are a ton in Philly, to see what we're all about. They don't consist of some guy in gold chains and gangsta clothes objectifying women though.

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What about that guy who needs help learning English?

My best sock ever I'd say.

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They should be boiled in pots.

officepark's response was funnier of course, but only because of who it was from.

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Wait, I thought you did this to them -



Or am I in error, sir?

No that's Christians in general.  For the Missionaires we need to provide the natives with large pots and ready flammables, and allow them to boil them for themselves.  To just set the lions loose could be dangerous to our heathen friends, and deprive them of both a jolly festivity and much needed nourishment.

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Hardcore subculture greatly frowns upon them.

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Imagine a slice of life TV series written by Naso.

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We need a J. J. Goldmine of...something. The J. J. Wallbanger Institute?

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Better would've be a joke about how the deluge canceled the supposed Tripoli victory parade (that I have yet to see anyone besides J. J. mention, on or off the forum), considering his broken record repeating of both.

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US is hilarious, but Canada wins the prize of YouFailPoliticsForever.

US: Dr. Ron Paul (R-TX/PA) GOP House, Senate, and majority of governorships
Canada: Conservatve/Libertarian Colition
UK: Tories

....just lol. That's all that can be said.

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This was just another Rochambeau formula question with an obvious answer to declare full support of the obvious.

"Should gravity exist? Yes or no?"
"I say Yes as it keeps life on Earth from floating into space."

"Do females have penises? Yes or no?"
"No.  I do not believe any do."

"In your opinion, is broccoli a vegetable?"
"Yes, I believe it qualifies as one."

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The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

I'd hate to bring this up here than elsewhere but Marokai and px more recently would certainly qualify. Maybe even Badger today.

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There are certain things that Mike Naso is the only person on Earth who will say them.

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And yet this one line reply managed to be even funnier:

Well done Naso.  Those modern-day girls in your photo are fat.

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Do you still have erectile dysfunction?

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Beat ya on that one.

Do you still have erectile dysfunction?

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When the revolution comes, the... hmm... fourth... group of people up against the wall will be the people who run cash-for-gold scams.

That may be true but the third group of people up against the wall will be annoying people on forums who mindlessly post replies to themselves filled with pointless numbers and vacuous statements.

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Is this thread an in-joke that I just don't get?

It's a running gag that long ago stopped running, but keeps gagging.

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Oakvale is first person from Ireland I've "met" who likes good music (referring to display name).

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I'll admit this made me chuckle a bit, even if it is mind-numbingly stupid:

Literal interpretation is still a form of interpretation...

Jesus:  Yo, Nathan, buddy, please pass me the salt.

Nathan:  Here you go, my Lord, here's pepper.

Jesus:  Nathan, remember how I promised to throw you in the lake of fire last?

Nathan:  Yes, my Lord, you did.

Jesus:  You misinterpreted, for the First shall be Last, and the Last shall be First!

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On Halloween night 94, I dressed up as a: ghost.

I'm not sure how I feel knowing that Naso was dressed as a ghost the day I was born.

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That's grade A classic Naso similar to circa 2007.

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Not sure if this has been posted already...

I'm pretty sure you lol'd just as much at graphics pointing out all the public property at Tea Party rallies.

...how do Tea Parties hypocritically use public property? If you want to call them out for hypocrisy on unemployment benefits and stuff like that, fine but using public property is different than the Invaders complaining about corporate greed while supporting it when they don't have to.

King, you make stupid "points." It's part of your routine. But even that one was a little much.

I think some Red avatar "informed" me here that only 500 sociology majors would do things like this.

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Actually I was referring to rocket's comment, which falls into the "funny because it's true category"

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I love how even with Ernest's masking it's quite obvious.

XXXXXXXX = wormyguy
YYYYYYYYY = libertarians

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my wife started lecturing me about how rock music is bad for the boy.  

Good lord man she sounds insufferable.  Where does she keep your marbles?  On the mantle-piece? In her hand bag?