The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If the burgers are greasy enough you dont even need any condiments.

But that's the problem with Big Macs.  They're not greasy.  I'm not even sure they use real meat.  Nor do their cheeseburgers have cheese.  It's partially-hydrogenated cottonseed oil and the like.  McDonalds food generally tastes like cardboard.

Now, there's a vietnamese dude who runs a little burger joint in Arlington, Texas that has burgers so greasy that you can use them to wax your car.  Grilled mushrooms and onions and two slices of swiss cheese melted on the half-pound, high-fat ground beef patty.  Mmmmm.  I can't remember the name of the place, but it was next to a white supremacist bar.  That bar had "She Went Home With a n" and other country favorites on the jukebox.  They hosted dart tournaments.  Anyway, that vietnamese dude stayed open late and served excellent burgers to the drunken patrons as they exited the bar.  Those were good burgers.

You can't make up characters like angus

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If the economy turns out to be gay, then maybe divine intervention here can kill two birds with one stone!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If the economy turns out to be gay, then maybe divine intervention here can kill two birds with one stone!

If our economy is gay, then it's a little too close to Canada's economy for my comfort.

Eh...everyone knows Canada is a bottom.  No problem.

Somebody hasn't looked at a map recently.  Hopefully Alaska would get a reach around.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Winfield is bumping a bunch of threads where people say, "Congrats, Phil!" to simply respond, "The Winfield legacy lives on."

What does that even mean?

He's taking credit (if you really want to call it "credit"), for a joke that has been twisted to mock him. He views it as part of his "legacy" though.

Yes, being mocked is such a badge of honor, let's not poo poo it, k? 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It looks like I would be on opebo's bad list! 

Try to soldier on somehow, good chickenhawk!

I'm assuming opebo is referring to definition #1?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The following post belonged in the Comedy Goldmine:

This thread belongs in the Comedy Goldmine.

Your love life belongs in the Comedy Goldmine

In my sig now.  Thanks, Professor!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

Oh I do that to both of them almost every time.

Sigh man...sigh.

Oh come on, you're both moderate heros with about the same political spectrum score, no?

Well Bacon lives in a good city, not a sh**t hole, but I can see it, opebo.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Hate to quote myself, but no one else posted this:

If I may chime in for a moment, I would just like to say that I support Joe Republic as he has proven himself to be one of my star pupils. When I first took him under my wing, he was wide-eyed and innocent. Now he is a force not to be truffled with.

I guess even Professors like gay porn.

Because no one thought it was funny........now or then.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Probably don't go to work with your hair looking like you just had sex and then start talking to girls at work about licking things?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

On our lack of female posters:

Perhaps we can remedy this by placing images of big black cocks in all of our signatures.

Actually, I can think of about 30+ people who would love that who are not females.......

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

On our lack of female posters:

Perhaps we can remedy this by placing images of big black cocks in all of our signatures.

Actually, I can think of about 30+ people who would love that who are not females.......

Is that 30+ figure including you or not...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yeah, since it was already here I didn't want to copy it again, yelknockers.

bm owed me one......he's still far from being caught up, but we make allowances since he's slow.  

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Vote for it and then punt kick a puppy to vent my anger.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Two Rodeo burgers from Burger King.

Christ A-mighty, that's awfully fattening food for a gayman.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

opebo is just unable to come up with something more clever than Goodwin's Law.

Its Godwin's law, Goobles.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

opebo is just unable to come up with something more clever than Goodwin's Law.

Its Godwin's law, Goobles.

It should go to a snap mine.

Pay some F****** attention, I put it there first. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

"Freedom Fighter" falls short to describe the man. He is a genius, his posts are the lifeblood of this forum and a treasure that should be archived for decades to come. His postings should be studied by future students of English (his amazing wit and unique use of the language), philosophy (his unique views on morals and such) and economics. It's unbelievable that anyone would ignore him and deprive themselves of that brilliance.

These results are an abomination.

Jesus Christ man, do you have his name written in glitter on your binder?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Carry credit card debt at some ridiculously high interest rate that isn't tax deductible?  I love credit cards though, for the convenience and the cash back.  I have the payoff every month done automatically so I don't miss the deadline.

Don't forget, ability-to-pay is a privilege, and you're paying with the poors' blood.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Anyway, there are issues with JJ but he isn't anywhere as ridiculously insane as opebo. Anyone who knows anything about the issues they post on could tell that.

Kiss my Keynesian Endpoint, Gussy.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Classic MAN Jr.

...Instead of British people sipping tea and being friendly...

Why doesn't he have his own talk show? It would definitely be the highest rated.

The Comedy Network is all booked. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

And a newcomer gets in!

Hello, all. I'm a lurker, but the relentless jet stream of bullsh**t emanating from Ohio has compelled me to register.

Already in my sig........for a newcomer, awesome!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The MAN is back. So much good is going to come from everything in this thread.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=139760.0

I'm literally on the edge of my seat awaiting Part II....... 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He has to be messing with us at this point.

If it would have been a paragraph or two I'd agree, but a post that long has to be real, which validates Phil naming the Institute after him.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

straw0man gives this thread his Strawman Seal of Approval^TM

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He dared to ask this to Al !?!?

It's great because it had to have made Mr. Know It All's head explode. Classic comment!

Your feud with Al is as epic as the MurkowskiMekoski-Palin feud.