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Bacon King
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« on: July 13, 2011, 05:38:26 AM »
In the same thread as the Naso post immediately above.

Quote from: Ebowed on July 13, 2011, 05:31:26 AM
Turns ons: crack addiction, facial hair, ex-boyfriends that still hang around (good for conversation), at least three children
Turn offs: bible
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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 02:16:07 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 12:52:47 AM »
I was dazzleman's attempt to make a better King. Sad
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2011, 03:12:56 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2011, 05:21:26 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on July 30, 2011, 05:07:38 AM
This is kind of like that scene in Harry Potter when the Minister of Magic visits the Muggle Prime Minister to inform him that things are seriously awry in the wizarding world.  The PM sits there nodding his head and listening, without the faintest idea what he's talking about, and wishing he'd just go away back to his weird kingdom.



Yeah, I know.  It's my wife's fault.
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2011, 03:58:33 PM »
King's current signature:
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 06:00:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Moderate on August 15, 2011, 02:19:19 PM
Quote from: nhmagic on August 14, 2011, 12:38:48 AM
I don't think Bachmann is so establishment that she is poison to Paul voters.  She certainly doesn't have the creepy Bilderberg, CFR, Fed and wall street cabal connections that the other candidates do.

Ohhhh, my friend. I fear you are mistaken. They never would have let her get so far if she wasn't their puppet. Bank it. Then burn the bank to the ground cause you've got all your bitcoins saved in tin cans buried in the back yard next to your fallout shelter.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 03:46:17 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 08:26:23 AM »
Quote from: The Goy's Teeth on August 17, 2011, 08:08:28 AM
Quote from: jmfcst on August 16, 2011, 01:03:40 PM
as long as 75% of AA children are born out of wedlock, you can forget about the future of AA youth

Will AA children then be downgraded to AA- Children? Or just Single A??
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2011, 05:19:56 PM »
He's mentioned the parade thing like four times...
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 01:28:20 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2011, 05:11:16 PM »
Quote from: Torie on September 03, 2011, 04:23:54 PM
Maybe if I got really, really stoned, I might understand it all a bit more. As it is, what is Naso really trying to tell me?  I don't know.
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2011, 10:48:57 AM »
Only funny out of context:

Quote from: NVGonzalez on September 22, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
Gary Johnson, just because he managed to expose himself.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2011, 07:04:12 AM »
Quote from: anvi on October 15, 2011, 12:06:03 AM
Secretly recorded videos of Herman Cain writing the 999 plan upside-down while looking intently at a ouija board?
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2011, 04:37:04 PM »
This entire thread:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=139636.0
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« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2011, 03:46:33 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2011, 01:08:16 AM »
Quote from: On That Midnight Cain to Georgia... on November 10, 2011, 12:50:17 AM
Phil, your continued refusal to purchase a ticket for a sleeper cabin in the Cain Train has been noted in my Racism Journal.
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« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2011, 12:58:28 PM »
Quote from: Reaganfan on November 10, 2011, 12:49:32 PM
I would choose Romney but I'm tempted for Santorum's because I like dogs.
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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2011, 08:38:07 PM »
this made me lol:

Quote from: Apoiando on November 22, 2011, 08:34:19 PM
Why is an Asian man named Israel Ortega?
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« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2011, 11:58:25 PM »
Quote from: On That Midnight Cain to Georgia... on November 29, 2011, 09:25:24 PM

Well, look, the word "moderate" is right there in his name! I think we should defer to his judgment on this one.
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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2011, 01:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Sibboleth on December 03, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
Uh, Nick... the International Elections forum is officially constituted as a neo-Stalinist dictatorship. What do you think happens to people who criticise the Leader?
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2011, 06:10:32 AM »
Quote from: King on December 07, 2011, 01:15:17 AM
Damn, I got fiber points, but my Tweed score card had 12oz of Keystone Light on the topline.
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« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2012, 02:11:26 AM »
Quote from: King on January 18, 2012, 11:13:01 PM
I think everybody here knows every single meme.  To categorize and explain them would only send a dangerous message that we welcome new members into our community.
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2012, 11:18:52 PM »
Quote from: King on January 21, 2012, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Tender Branson on January 21, 2012, 07:43:54 PM
Also:

70% of MN voters have no clue what SOPA is ...

"SOPA, ya, that's Campbell's soup made with jello, eh?"
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« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2012, 04:21:21 AM »
From the same thread:

Quote from: Joe Republic on January 23, 2012, 01:50:52 AM
Quote from: Χahar on January 23, 2012, 01:29:06 AM
RFKochambeau might be the strangest poster here.

I don't think he's autistic though.  He's just Canadian.
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