The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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The usual suspects destroying another comedy thread.

^^^^^

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the context is important

Ok I did exactly as that said, Bullmoose, and of course it did no good at all.

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Mostly that you mistake Bacon King for bullmoose.

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I, for one, support the proliferation of 60s Spiderman cartoon images into our fine forums.

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Now, that's a little cruel.

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Please see the Bible's section on macroeconomics.

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Recently
Mikado: There is no list
Teddy: Uh, you told me there was, and that I was on it
Joe: BAHAHAHAHA! a list!
Gustaf: Uh, but there is a list
Mikado: Oh, I think I know what Gustaf is talking about. It's not a list, but rather, a list!

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J.J. you are on track to fail Atlas Forum Economics when report cards come out. You are also failing Girls 101. Beet, you are on track to get an A in Economics.

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Arguing with J. J. is like deciding you don't like the color of your house so you scream at your house to change its color instead of getting it painted. It also has about an equal chance of resulting in anything productive.

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He emerges out of the darkness, as a beacon of hope and relationship advice!

Obama's trough pales in comprison to J.J.'s romantic trough which has lasted 49 years.

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I like to masturbate a lot, live with my parents and can grow a beard. You can't find a combination like that anywhere else.

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Well, technically yes, though we were wanking our own, not the next fellows, so it wasn't really gay.

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Wow! Is there a sign "All Nuts and Jokes Are Welcome" at the entrance of this thread?

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1955: Ike sure is a swell President!

2011: 9/11.

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GUYS, BEST POST IN THE HISTORY OF THE FORUM WAS JUST POSTED, GET IT WHILE ITS HOT:

J.J., I wanted to congratulate you on your assignment "A Typical Day In My Life". I think you did a superb job with it. So good that I think I'll share it with everyone else.

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We get this one in here yet?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=140737.0

Vander Blubb is a national treasure.

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Postmodernism won't help you with girls.

False.

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Postmodernism won't help you with girls.

False.

If postmodernism never helped me, won't help anyone else.

Bitches love Thomas Pynchon.

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Postmodernism won't help you with girls.

False.

If postmodernism never helped me, won't help anyone else.

Bitches love Thomas Pynchon.

Then why are wasting your time here instead of getting laid thanks to Thomas Pynchon?

There's something the warm glow of a county map displaying third party voting percentages provides that a woman could never hope to.

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Why is Dalton McGuinty nicknamed 'Dad' by the way?

I think it's because he's seen as being paternalistic.

Anyway, here's a picture of him when he was younger:

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but the American people are hurting...heck, even my wife is complaining...

Get a divorce. You'll feel much better.

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Everyone, please! The Institute is no place for pointless unfunny bickering. Here, let's discuss this sublime work of art:

Question

Why do all these people say that "Israel is our greatest ally"?

Answer

It gets politicians elected.

If there was a question on a test I gave and you answered by first writing "Question" and repeating the question I just gave you and then writing "Answer" and stealing off someone else, do you know what I would do to you? I would flunk you, that's what I would do to you.

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Yeah, opebo and Al don't interact enough. I feel like a lot of really entertaining stuff could come out of more scenes between the two of them.

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^^Terrific The Professor post.

I'd be willing to bet The Situation has a firmer grasp on economics.

You are being an annoying.

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If she did not have it, she would be taller than Cain's wife and this whole misunderstanding could have been avoided.