The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Kaine for Senate '18]

On Obama's birthday:

It's a shame he can't eat his birthday cake until after sundown.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

It has become pretty clear that only a Paul or a Kucinich will fix our dangerous foreign policy mistakes here in the US of A.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

It has become pretty clear that only a Paul or a Kucinich will fix our dangerous foreign policy mistakes here in the US of A.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=140191.0

I know.  It had to be posted in both places, as it's hilarious and absurd.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

This racebaiting is silly.  It's quite obvious the Tea Party hates poor people equally, regardless of race or religion.

what are you, filling in for opebo while he's out spreading disease?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Scenario #9:  Michael has had a long frustrating day
1955- Michael meets friends after school at the local malt shoppe and forgets his troubles.
2011- Michael goes on the internet.  He proceeds to piss and moan and pines for a time that never existed.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Here is this week's Mitt Romney - National Security Romney

[Kaine for Senate '18]

They are going to look at you weird, wait for a little bit to figure out how to process the extra money you just gave them through the register, and then just give up and add it to the tip fund.  Which means you're tipping them for making a mistake that had initially benefited you.  Besides, nobody working there is going to think for a second that you don't have the "utmost honesty and integrity" because (a) they won't remember and (b) they won't care, and why the f[inks] am I still trying to convince you that the things you do are always wrong and stupid because you've never listened before so why am I still typing oh my god

[Kaine for Senate '18]

People in the northern parts of the United States tend to have an authoritarian streak.

Yes, we have a history of being real slavedrivers there.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

It was 5 1/2 years for me.

Popular T-shirt at my university: "Graduating in 4 years is like leaving the party at 10 o'clock."

I have a suspicion not leaving the party at 10 o'clock when they really should is a big part of the reason many people don't graduate in 4 years.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

"Avigdor, you want I should put up the Moishe Dayan poster here?"

"He wants he should put up the Dayan poster.  Do I have a say in it?  No.  Bibi, I'm using that wall for my massive Israeli flag!  Does Bibi have respect for my personal space?  Of course he doesn't!  He invades it like it was the Gaza Strip!"

"Oh, shush Avigdor.  Where were you when we were fighting in Lebanon?  Relaxing in the USSR with your subsidies, eh?  Vermin Supreme, look at this guy!  He wants that we should not put up the hero Moishe Dayan because he got the extra-large flag!  What sort of schmuck pays twice as much for a twice-as-large flag?"

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I get confused for a Republican quite often.  It's very disappointing.

Hmm?  I was actually serious

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I know.  It's funny because I see it happen here all the time.

Oh, right

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Anyone else worried somebody might go to the midnight opening show up at your door dressed up in a Gandalf costume and shoot up the place invite you on an unexpected journey?