The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Oh, no, no, no. Homely just needs to find a girl who'll appreciate his cartographic talents. Someone with whom he can pass the evening cuddled up alongside an atlas.

Why the hell is she looking at a topographic map of Cyprus?

This is exactly the sort of problem that the Professor is trying to fix. Why the hell are you looking at the map instead of the woman?

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Can socially conservative libertarians join?

So long as we also allow the socialist neoliberals and authoritarian anarchists.

Critique: The "authoritarian anarchists" bit is redundant, being already covered in the phrase "socially conservative libertarians."

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Can socially conservative libertarians join?

So long as we also allow the socialist neoliberals and authoritarian anarchists.

Critique: The "authoritarian anarchists" bit is redundant, being already covered in the phrase "socially conservative libertarians."

Just taking it to the extreme (libertarian to anarchist, soccon to authoritarian).

Yeah, I know. I was just taking a cheap shot at social conservatives and libertarians.