The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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This is quite the brilliant thread title, Philip.

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Naso, did you get word that Michael Jackson died?

Yeah Phil, your sister rolled over in bed and told me last night.

Did you spend all night crying after hearing this news?

Yes I did.

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Well, Episcopalian is certainly half Catholic, half Christian.

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Um, miningness is where?

After years of BRTD pressure from the surface, the mine finally caved in.

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A special release from the Institute's archives:

Masturbation is fine....:-D

And Naso on Education:

You haven't listed you know...what you're going to do about it...

JEEZ. NORTH AMERICAN MAN BOY LOVE. Listen, I am against it. It is sick. Can't guys do girls and girls do guys anymore? I have nothing against lesbians or gay guys, but come on.

 I am sick of dumb questions. AND MY TEETH ARE FINE! THEY LOOK YELLOW BECAUSE OF THE LIGHT!:::::

I don't think any of us were expecting him to say that.

[King]

Security, please escort these men out of the Comedy Institute:

Why so serious, guys?

[King]

I think its wrong to attack Marcus Bachmann for being a closeted gay man married to a woman.  Its not okay to make fun of effeminate men with supposedly gay tendencies.
If he wants to live his life as a straight man, then that should be his choice.

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I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

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I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

How many angry white males are silent is what I want to know? I mean, is CARL silent?

When he takes his medication.

CARL realized a long time ago that the medication prescribed to him by his doctor was an attempt by Medicare to silence him.

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So the only real people on the forum are Al, Dazzelman, JSJ, BRTD and Dave? What about me?

Very cute, dazzle.  It's over man.

I think BRTD, Al, and Dave would agree that Obamaisdabest is better of the two BTW.

[King]

ROTFLMAO!

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Two snowmen are standing in a meadow.

One snowman turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?"

[King]

Hate to quote myself, but no one else posted this:

If I may chime in for a moment, I would just like to say that I support Joe Republic as he has proven himself to be one of my star pupils. When I first took him under my wing, he was wide-eyed and innocent. Now he is a force not to be truffled with.

I guess even Professors like gay porn.

Because no one thought it was funny........now or then.

Don't feed the troll, Gramps.

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Guys only funny posts in the insti... oh wait.  Please carry on.

[King]

Don't worry, bros, I'm totally cool with it.

being an innuendo hurling slime ball isn't cool, even for a fat tart like you

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It's reassuring to see that during the debt ceiling negotiations, inspiration was taken from this body's esteemed Chairman for the creation of the congressional 'super-committee' tasked with researching which federal spending programs should be cut.

Sadly, I soon see the Teabaggers settling on Mike Naso's proposed bill: 50% across the board tax cut, paid for by repealing the Healthcare Reform Act.

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Glory days.

You know Mike would want it this way.

[King]

Bill Clinton could convince Dick Morris to work for a Hillary Clinton campaign

No. No he wouldn't.

Ur mean

[King]

Some asshole is using my name on the internet

Breaking News: Kalwejt post makes the Comedy Thread, is immediately upstaged by opebo.

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J.J. you are on track to fail Atlas Forum Economics when report cards come out. You are also failing Girls 101. Beet, you are on track to get an A in Economics.

I like how he made the post from his mobile.

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It has to be Nym.  I mean, it wouldn't make sense for anyone but the glorious leader to be the only one in color with clothes.

No way. Nym is a sweetie.
Must be Sam Spade. I think he is the leader of a concentration camp that exterminates "fags".

I think it's Dave, because he's the mod's boss.

lol @ the idea of Dave ever reading the forum.

[King]

Moving in the right direction, much to the consternation of reality-deniers.

Moving in the right direction, much to the consternation of reality-deniers.

Ha ha, yes.  The depression can effect you too, counselor.

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Arguing with jmfcst is not particularly funny, no.

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Arguing with jmfcst is not particularly funny, no.

speaking of jmfcst:  he posts a lot of funny stuff, but it rarely makes it into this thread...why is that?  I know you think he is funny, so why cant yall give that dude some of the credit he deserves?

I don't make the comedy rules, but a good portion of your posts should be rocking the oh snap sulfur mine. 

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What do you think should be the campaign theme songs for the 2012 candidates?

In all seriousness, I think President Obama should use "Rose Garden" by Lynne Anderson.

The lyrics are perfect

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes.
When you take, you gotta give, so live and let live,
Or let go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdSnwufjKtc

Plus using "rose garden" can second to the White House Rose Garden.