The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Jay Glazer reports the story is garbage.

Thank God.

Congrats Phil.

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Of course he COULD.  But then it would be considered a hate crime.

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It has become pretty clear that only a Paul or a Kucinich will fix our dangerous foreign policy mistakes here in the US of A.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=140191.0

I know.  It had to be posted in both places, as it's hilarious and absurd.

The truth is hilarious and absurd at times. It is also quite frustrating.

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After three weeks of law school, I'm strongly considering taking up coke, blow, weed and Chrystal meth.

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Oakvale is first person from Ireland I've "met" who likes good music (referring to display name).

Oakcale seems more similar to a real life person than most other posters.

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I felt good a person a few days ago, and it was great!  Only cost me about $40, and she was a very good person - 19 and cute, and a real sweetie.

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Eh, it isn't much worse than any of the current candidates' campaign material on the Republican side, graphically speaking. Similar to what id expect from a hypothetical LePage campaign, it is.

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Is it acceptable to say that all religous are bad people?  Because I think the act of faith is bad - as in I dislike it.

For that matter, can I say I dislike all Mormons?

you dislike me? 

You're a religious?  Or a Mormon?  If you can stomach that stuff, I have to say it certainly calls your character into question.  What I'm getting at here though is - am I allowed to have such an opinion?

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No, I would probably try and help out his drug business to make it more successful at the expense of the for-profit prisons that have purchased more authoritarian government policy.

I loathe the idea of private prisons.

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Given how important Vice-Presidential picks always are, we need to consider some out-of-the-box possibilites. Is Pete Wilson still alive? If so, Romney should pick him and pick up California easily. If not, Romney can convert him to Mormonism regardless.

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Option one, but the difference between that and 0 is pretty damn small.

As for option two, we all know that the scriptwriters aren't going to pull the trigger on Kenya.  The network doesn't think the show enough of a winner to spend that much money on production.

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Aaaand banned for impersonating Cincinnatus.

I shall return.

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This "issue" is the filthiest race-baiting I've seen in years, quite frankly.

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Banned for my repeated attempts to sell drugs to the chat.

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"Wow! The 2012 campaign is so interesting right now! So much of consequence happening!" - No one

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Reminds me of Bush Senior being impressed with the check-out counter scanners back in ancient times.  Men who have never had to buy anything for themselves.

That's an urban myth.

So?

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If Romney-R wins, Manchin(D-WV) might be the Zell Miller of the 2010s.
During the Bush v Gore race. Bush carried GA by a double digit margin and Miller remained neutral.
During the Bush v Kerry race. Bush increased his margin of victory in GA and and Miller went of the deep end.
Manchin could endorse Romney-R in his 2016 re-election campaign, give keynote address at RNC convention and go on Hardball and challenge Chris Matthews to a duel.

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Why would people fret over this ppp poll when the far superior pollster Marquette already released a poll recently?

"The far superior pollster Marquette" also showed this:

45% Baldwin, 36% Hovde

What exactly is the logic in accepting half of the poll from the far superior pollster Marquette, but not the other half?

Surely if Hovde can come back against a statewide champion like Thompson he can also easily do so against a Dane county extremist.

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No, because he does, indeed, follow the Catholic Church's backwards-ass social morality.

Have you heard the Paul Ryan Personal Dictionary definition of the phrase 'preferential option for the poor'?

No, but I have heard the phrase 'ignorant, socially-unaware, anti-choice, homophobic dipstick'.

Or in other words, Catholic.

You're edgy.

Naturally. One could impale themselves on my state's southern border.

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Atlasian Evangelical Communion, Atlasian Tea Party, Whig Liberty Caucus,

The Marriage Revenge Initiative is a bill that a an element of liberals is now trying to pass via a citizen initiative. Besides the system of 'socialized' medicine, this is the worst attempt at legislation I've seen in my time of Atlasian service. They seek to fully pervert the whole of our human experience by denying traditional man-woman  marriage it's most noble position. I thought the gay community just wanted "equality". I don't think Harvey Milk would want our society go down this rabbit hole. Only the most radical of libertines (nice phrase. Good work!) would dare come out in support of this abomitible abominable of actions. This bill is an enemy of freedom with the most sinister of intentions. I urge all of conscience and reason to oppose this.

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Please refrain from hyperbole and fact check next time. Otherwise good effort!

Damn it Jake you beat me.

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Congrats Phil

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Plus there really is no better middle ground than taking both extremes.

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I've never been a fan.

Yes, people who were never fans of posters are very likely to have them as Facebook friends for years including up to literally an hour ago, and then unfriend them right before making this post. Maybe you'll re-add him if the Moderate Hero position shifts against hating him.