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« on: December 01, 2011, 11:28:27 AM »
Quote from: NVGonzalez (Generic Romney Supporter) on November 16, 2011, 11:11:50 PM
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Quote from: Grab a Newt Chute! on November 16, 2011, 04:46:19 PM
This bill has my full support, for the very reasons you all oppose it. It will slow the destructive march of the INTERNET and thus stem, if for a while, the detrimental effects it has upon our society, and stop digital innovation. Also, it will help stem the tide of illegal music downloads, the fact that 90% of downloads are illegal is a telling statistic of human depravity. Also, it will stop the destruction of traditional television and print by the  INTERNET. This is great, I really, really hope it passes.


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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2011, 09:50:28 PM »
Is Minnesota really that Scandinavian? I thought that was just a stereotype.
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2011, 05:57:58 PM »
Quote from: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on December 27, 2011, 02:42:04 PM
Quote from: Cmd. Rabb on December 26, 2011, 09:14:27 AM
Quote from: Gandhi Mate, Gandhi on December 25, 2011, 09:39:46 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on December 25, 2011, 06:10:41 PM
Quote from: Lief on December 25, 2011, 05:56:14 PM
Dr. Congressman Ron Paul is correct. Show him his due respect.

Reverend Doctor Congressman Ron Paul

His Majesty Doctor Reverend Messiah Congressman Ron Paul Manson Christ

The Doctor Who Consoles Tears of the Internet

Captain Ronald E. Paul

Major Doctor Ron Paul of the Royal Marine Corpse.
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 05:02:06 PM »

Syria's on Tuesday!
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 07:42:02 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2012, 11:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Gingrich Agonistes on February 17, 2012, 10:45:30 AM
You realise you're not actually a fictional politician, just some guy on an obscure internet forum, right? Who is the intended audience of this vapid drivel?
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 08:06:39 PM »
Quote from: Gisbourne on March 13, 2012, 02:44:28 PM
Quote from: Cheesy Grits on March 13, 2012, 02:15:41 AM
I see you still have not yet received your HUMOR.DLL upgrade since you complain about the humorous spin I put on his decision.

It's not affordable to upgrade such an old and incompatible system like WINfield94. It's far more affordable to just junk it.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 03:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Senator Clarence on April 23, 2012, 12:54:25 PM
Are you an oriental BRTD? If so- you can work to become a "ladyboy" and finally try to consumate your desire of opebo
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2012, 10:37:58 PM »
Quote from: The Mikado on April 29, 2012, 08:47:22 PM
Congrats, Clarence.  You've reached 2005.  You're catching up.
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2012, 03:08:05 PM »
Quote from: Oakvale on May 03, 2012, 03:04:23 PM
You guys really found that funny? Okay.

I'm glad they did. Part of the idea was to have a poor imitation of writing poorly.
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2012, 01:48:49 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 05, 2012, 11:55:05 AM
Quote from: King Of Nothing on May 05, 2012, 11:49:55 AM
Oh my god I actually have a mutual friend of his on Facebook......

Yeah, people from here.

Namely you.
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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2012, 07:54:36 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2012, 10:54:46 PM »
That belongs in the good post thread.
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2012, 02:45:40 PM »

How is that funny?
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2012, 03:27:08 PM »

Is the funny part speaking it or just knowing it?
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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2012, 03:39:19 PM »
Quote from: Oakvale on June 06, 2012, 03:35:03 PM
The idea of someone speaking a dead language, especially, Latin (or even claiming to speak it) is inherently hilarious to me. If you don't find it so I apologise.

No offense taken. Scott- are your "c"s hard, like "k"s or soft, like "ch"s?
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2012, 03:46:40 PM »
Quote from: Senator Scott on June 06, 2012, 03:44:27 PM
Quote from: His Great Device Makes Him Famous on June 06, 2012, 03:39:19 PM
Quote from: Oakvale on June 06, 2012, 03:35:03 PM
The idea of someone speaking a dead language, especially, Latin (or even claiming to speak it) is inherently hilarious to me. If you don't find it so I apologise.

No offense taken. Scott- are your "c"s hard, like "k"s or soft, like "ch"s?

Depends on the word.  Mostly hard, though.

Well, of course, I meant in general. Then you're doing it right.
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« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2012, 03:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Tussen Droom en Daad on June 06, 2012, 03:50:02 PM
Please tell me neither of you would pronounce 'Caesar' 'Kaisar'.

That's how you're supposed to do it.
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« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2012, 08:32:01 AM »
Quote from: pbrower2a on June 18, 2012, 07:54:19 AM
The person who says "Trust me!" almost never merits trust.

"You'll love this cream-puff!", says the used-car salesman who gets a special bonus for selling a used car worth only the value of scrap metal.

"I have no further territorial demands", says the sabre-rattling practitioner of diplomatic bullying.

"We will honor political pluralism, civil liberties, and legal niceties", says the extremist demagogue.

"I am God's gift to women", says the 'gentleman' rapist.

"I want to be your Special Friend", says a child molester.

"This is a special opportunity available only to you", says the swindler.

The next two words are usually "Trust me!" 

This shouldn't be in the deluge.
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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2012, 02:50:36 PM »
Quote from: Northeast Representative Alfred F. Jones on June 24, 2012, 09:00:53 PM
Is this the first Atlasia post that's made it into the Institute?

Almost certainly the first ballot.
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« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2012, 02:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Mideast Governor ZuWo on June 30, 2012, 07:19:35 AM
Feel flattered and mention to him how attractive aristocratic white girls are for you. Wink
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« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2012, 03:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Oakvale on June 30, 2012, 03:31:13 PM
Okay, it will probably be impossible to get out of this situation - if that's what it is - without awkwardness. You should probably sleep with him a few times anyway because you've effectively been leading him on and that's not nice. It's not gay, it's just polite.
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2012, 07:53:48 PM »
There are about five ways that could be funny. But, dude, I came out months ago!
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« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2012, 09:14:28 PM »
Quote from: v0031 on July 21, 2012, 09:03:22 PM
Quote from: Mid-evil carnival ride on July 20, 2012, 06:11:56 PM
B for 11, D for 16.

However A and C for 11 and A and B for 16 would not be incorrect.

Hey, could you give us insights into Chinese politics?

Are you interested in Chinese Politics? I am interested in fishing.
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« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2012, 11:02:06 PM »

It might be an honest statement, a subtle or unsubtle diversion, or something else entirely.
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