Now, I'm not one to pass judgement...

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...But this is ridiculous.

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"John Ewards"?

Congratulations, anonymous Minnesota elector. You've flunked out of electoral college!

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Bingo. Somewhere in North Carolina, Intelius says there is a Johnny Ewards.

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There are 0 people named John Ewards in the phone book nation wide. Sounds like we have a Electoral Kindergarten.

40% of people are unlisted. Some live in houses with another person who lists primarily.

Johnny Ewards is a lucky fellow. If I wanted to pay $10 to do so, I could get his address to tell him so, but I don't want to.

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There are 0 people named John Ewards in the phone book nation wide. Sounds like we have a Electoral Kindergarten.

40% of people are unlisted. Some live in houses with another person who lists primarily.

Johnny Ewards is a lucky fellow. If I wanted to pay $10 to do so, I could get his address to tell him so, but I don't want to.

I suppose they could have only a cellphone, too.
There are 47 people with the last name Ewards. There is a J. Ewards in Ridge, NY, and a J. R. Ewards in San Leandro, CA. It'd be funny to tell one of those people that they got an electoral vote.

I'm not sure if Johnny Ewards of NC can claim he got the electoral vote. It would be too bad if his birth name was actually Johnny.

I believe electoral votes specify the state of residence on them, so the only person who could even theoretically get them is Johnny Ewards.

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The first image I can't see because it is on 127.0.0.1, which is your hard drive. For what it's worth, it is a very good think I can't see your hard drive.