Americans Elect 2012, online voting for a candidate in all 50 states.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Hi this is tom brokaws



polls have just closed in HAWIAII and we are ready to declare a winner in exciting INTERNET ONLINE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with 999 presincs reporting!

RED = Detailed retelling of the days of the week catering to pedophiles
BLUE = A cartoon series for girls, originating in 1982, that centers around tiny and uniquely colored horses
GREEN = A cat that -- if you'll believe such a thing -- makes periodic requests for cheeseburgers

let us go to chris mathews who is standing by LIVE for analysis