CONCLUSION: Why I became a conservative

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PART TWO: Why I became a conservative

Sooo... much like a porn star an early childhood trauma has shaped your life.  Got it.

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I can't help having the feeling this is all some kind of elaborate prank and the joke is on all of us.

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This is good, but to call it better indicates you obviously weren't around for the golden era of the Update thread.

I wish I was around for this "Update" thread.  It sounds glorious.  This thread is a masterpiece.  I never hear stuff like this in real life.  And even if I were to I would be so scared I wouldn't stick around to hear the ending.  With the safety of distance and anonymity on the internet I can relax and enjoy these missives in all their glory.  Do NOT delete this thread.

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The media will be jumping at anything and everything. I recall how many times George W. Bush made "epic" comments that "doomed" his 2000 campaign.

When asked who Bush considered was the world's greatest philosopher, he answered:  "Jesus Christ. He changed my life." They jumped all over that.

Now it's really lame. Perry says there is a black cloud hanging over America, they say it's racist. When he say's America needs a President who loves it, they want to see if Perry is "implying" anything. Liberal cowards always do that. I remember in High School when a bully kept messing with me, and I said, "Watch yourself, sometimes things don't turn out so good" and he went to the principal. They asked if I threatened or tried to fight him and I said, "No" and they responded, "but did you imply it?" I laughed in their face. They clearly were not pleased.

How old are you?

I turn 23 years old in October, why?

It just sounded like you had been carrying that story around for awhile and you were itching to tell someone about it.

This was from my first Naso encounter.  I didn't understand why no one reacted to Naso's original post.  Of course I didn't realise that everyone except me was inoculated against these utterances and that there were already multiple threads dedicated to their analysis.

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I hate to admit it, but one thing that did, was that I was always very impressed by Richard Nixon. I liked the way he framed his arguments. 

That's probably because Nixon was actually quite reasonable on a lot of topics.