Everything here is fantastic.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Damn, officepark.  I set the bar for a topic as low as possible and you still can't contribute more than the thread starter.

should have sent it from your cell phone

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

is King really a drug user, or is this thread just a joke?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

And he's a switch-hitter.....so maybe he got luck from one side of the plate recently.

I thought he was married with children...?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

in any case, I find it disturbing that someone would joke about being on welfare and food stamps....there are a lot of people in this country without jobs and a means to support their families, and to them it is no joke.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

And he's a switch-hitter.....so maybe he got luck from one side of the plate recently.

I thought he was married with children...?

No.  I was briefly engaged, but we later decided to keep the relationship open.

is "we" Naso-speak for "she"?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

well, in any case, hope it works out for the best for you, bro

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Maybe this is where we break it to jmf that el Rey is a Brown.

But before we get to that, I missed the first memo explaining the who the heck this "el Ray" is on this forum...

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I thought you Tejanos all understood gratuitous Spanish.

losing my trolling crown to an English-To-Spanish translator has already proven that not to be the case.