Everything here is fantastic.

[King]

You all have a wonderful day.

[King]

Damn, officepark.  I set the bar for a topic as low as possible and you still can't contribute more than the thread starter.

[King]

Is everything here still as fantastic as the other day ?

Yes.

[King]

It would be rather strange of me to take the welfare, but not the food stamps.

[King]

And he's a switch-hitter.....so maybe he got luck from one side of the plate recently.

I thought he was married with children...?

No.  I was briefly engaged, but we later decided to keep the relationship open.

[King]

And he's a switch-hitter.....so maybe he got luck from one side of the plate recently.

I thought he was married with children...?

No.  I was briefly engaged, but we later decided to keep the relationship open.

is "we" Naso-speak for "she"?

Half correct.  The half being "she" and the other half being "me"--hence, "we."

We quickly realized that we couldn't enjoy our company for more than three days a week and marriage is a seven day thing. 

[King]

well, in any case, hope it works out for the best for you, bro

It is.  Cheaper and higher rate of succesex.

Maybe we can both find people we can tolerate four days out of the week to match and it'll all be good.

[King]

I'm Hispanic, not Brown. More so in the winter time.