The Atlas Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts

[dead0man]

I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be funny in it's stupidity.  The funny might not have worked. 

(though I did giggle a little at the PEW PEW PEW part because it reminded me of Troy and Abed on Community last week)

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be funny in it's stupidity.  The funny might not have worked. 

(though I did giggle a little at the PEW PEW PEW part because it reminded me of Troy and Abed on Community last week)

I could easily put it in the Goldmine too.

[Хahar 🤔]

I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be funny in it's stupidity.  The funny might not have worked. 

(though I did giggle a little at the PEW PEW PEW part because it reminded me of Troy and Abed on Community last week)

Community hasn't really been working for me since last December, but the Inspector Spacetime bits are still pretty great.

[dead0man]

Inspector Spacetime is always hillarious, but yeah, this season hasn't been as good as the first two.....last couple of weeks have been getting better though.  Still it's streets ahead of Big Bang Theory, which has turned from "meh" to "suck" this season.

[Lief 🗽]

Inspector Spacetime is maybe my favorite running joke in anything ever.

[Joe Republic]

Actually, Romney would be more like the knight in shining armour, coming to the rescue on a white steed, slaying the diabolical villians, and rescuing the innocent from impending doom.

[Lief 🗽]

Has this nonsense been posted here? Because wtf...

Of course, when someone at the time said black people were "troublemakers" or "inferior," people could point to Cain as the counterexample.

Looking at Jesse Jackson's accomplishments over the last 45 years and comparing them with Herman Cain's accomplishments, who wins?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

You are not a patient of a procedure. You are a consumer of a procedure. You are not a patient of a diagnostic test. You are a consumer of a diagnostic test.

[Ban my account ffs!]

You are not a patient of a procedure. You are a consumer of a procedure. You are not a patient of a diagnostic test. You are a consumer of a diagnostic test.

That argument doesn't help Wonkish... because he is no longer a patient of stupid.  He is a willing consumer of stupid.

[CLARENCE 2015!]

This post seems like the best place to share some stories...I'll tell you fellas about aguy I used to supervise when we were building a subdivision.  His name was Peter McCloud but we all just called him Queefy Pete.......don't ask why! Well one day Queefy Pete goes in to a new construciton to inspect the master bath plumbing. Turns out he went into the house and some gal who was touring the community thought it was the model house and was in there doing her business!!!  Well half an hour later Queefy Pete comes back to the office where I was and turns out he railed her bare ass on the bathroom sink!  More later, time for some politics.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

This post seems like the best place to share some stories...I'll tell you fellas about aguy I used to supervise when we were building a subdivision.  His name was Peter McCloud but we all just called him Queefy Pete.......don't ask why! Well one day Queefy Pete goes in to a new construciton to inspect the master bath plumbing. Turns out he went into the house and some gal who was touring the community thought it was the model house and was in there doing her business!!!  Well half an hour later Queefy Pete comes back to the office where I was and turns out he railed her bare ass on the bathroom sink!  More later, time for some politics.

It seems we no longer have the need to mine from elsewhere on the forum for purposes of this thread.

We're through the looking-glass here, people.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Love the irony :

The knowledge that Wonkish has never heard of Kafka, or, apparently, Willy Brandt, is very telling.

Are you trying to give off the notion that you are actually smarter than me? Because that would be quite hilarious.

[Хahar 🤔]

The Liberal Democrats aren't centrist, they're further left than Labour.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

This post seems like the best place to share some stories...I'll tell you fellas about aguy I used to supervise when we were building a subdivision.  His name was Peter McCloud but we all just called him Queefy Pete.......don't ask why! Well one day Queefy Pete goes in to a new construciton to inspect the master bath plumbing. Turns out he went into the house and some gal who was touring the community thought it was the model house and was in there doing her business!!!  Well half an hour later Queefy Pete comes back to the office where I was and turns out he railed her bare ass on the bathroom sink!  More later, time for some politics.

Very nice.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

We should always take the position that any narrow GOP win is stolen. 

I remember a time when this could have gone in a comedy goldmine.  Alas, any act will grow stale if maintained too long without being changed.

[opebo]

We should always take the position that any narrow GOP win is stolen. 

I remember a time when this could have gone in a comedy goldmine.  Alas, any act will grow stale if maintained too long without being changed.

Dude, its just basic strategy.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Teacher productivity? I'm lost for words.

The standard is quite obvious. The productivity of a teacher can reasonably be measured by the number of students one teachers. For some reason that number keeps declining.

[Lief 🗽]

Teacher productivity? I'm lost for words.

The standard is quite obvious. The productivity of a teacher can reasonably be measured by the number of students one teachers. For some reason that number keeps declining.

Well, that's certainly in contention for dumbest thing ever posted on this forum.

[The Mikado]

Teacher productivity? I'm lost for words.

The standard is quite obvious. The productivity of a teacher can reasonably be measured by the number of students one teachers. For some reason that number keeps declining.

Well, that's certainly in contention for dumbest thing ever posted on this forum.

I seriously thought it was sarcastic when I saw it, and apparently so did Al.  I just can't imagine thinking that way.

[Oakvale]

Politico on Obama's 2012 prospects -

I will take it a step further: The only Kerry/Gore state that is ironclad is Hawaii.

[Хahar 🤔]

CaDan can read your mind! Also, he doesn't know how to quote.

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No you don't. You would love nothing more than to eliminate any dissent.

[Хahar 🤔]

This is how Wonkish1 convinces people.

Oh no, I think he's a staunch liberal but in the traditional sense which makes him somewhat right-wing.

Your clueless!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He's like a combination of CARLHAYDEN and Libertas.

[Wonkish1]

This is how Wonkish1 convinces people.

Oh no, I think he's a staunch liberal but in the traditional sense which makes him somewhat right-wing.

Your clueless!

Your way of convincing people is...my subjective opinion is fact. No my subjective opinion is fact. My subjective opinion is fact, damn it!

What do you expect someone to say after its very clear that not only is your subjective opinion not fact it is very far off from someone that literally doesn't have a clue!


Now I'm actually going to quote your statement calling Prime Minister Martin an economic conservative as a great example of the ignorance mentioned in this threads title.

[Wonkish1]

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Yes
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That is hilariously ignorant and perfect for this thread.