August Jobs Report

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

UE Report T-15 minutes and counting...

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UE Rate Throttling steady at 9.1%, Job Growth velocity falling to ZERO…

The White House spin meisters are monitoring the situation carefully, obviously a major malfunction…the Speaker of the House has reported Hope and Change 2012 has imploded…we have no downlink from the POTUS.

…Katy, bar and lock the doors.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Yesterday, there was a prediction that 2012 unemployment rate would be 9.0%.

That report came from the White House.

that's going to be viewed as optimistic before this day is over

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

premarket futures down 2%...Americans will have the long "Labor" day weekend to ponder the jagged haircut their 401k's will be getting today.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

in other news...The Obama Administration, seemingly unaware of the risks of a repeat of the 2008 banking crisis, is set to sue the nations 12 largest banks for misrepresenting the value and risks of sub-prime mortgages, the very same mortgages Congress pushed for in legislation passed in the mid 90's, legislation Congress has yet to resind...

http://www.cnbc.com/id/44367003

...bank stocks are trading down 4% in the premarket, after suffering a 3% loss just yesterday...now back over to you at the front desk, CARL...

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BREAKING NEWS...

This just in...Reports now coming across the wires that wreckage from Hope and Change 2012 is starting to wash up on the shores of the Potomac.  Pieces of several teleprompters have been found along side a golf bag and a basketball.

...more on this story as it develops.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I see some here are enjoying the fact the economy is creating no jobs. Would I be out of line if I said the Republicans want the economy to do bad?

I attempted to help, but Obama didn't listen to me.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Here is what Obama has to say:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27924569/ns/business-stocks_and_economy/t/obama-help-way-economy

got me

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

...flies on frozen yogurt.

the fact that you're even thinking about frozen yogurt...is disturbing.