CJK, I actually read your entire post line-by-line. It was stylistically and thematically painful for me to do so, but I had the intention of giving you a complete and comprehensive response.
However, I can't do that. Your entire "analysis" is nothing but an overly critical and senseless harangue that the majority of the time grasps at straws just to attain the vaguest hint of relevance. It's the prosaic equivalent to diarrhea. The worst part is, you're not just making yourself look bad, you're showing a blatant hypocritical disregard for a national tragedy when your first instinct upon hearing words of unity from your commander-in-chief is to pretend like you're critiquing a sixth-grader's writing assignment. The same applies to Bush, or Obama, or anyone.
In fact, in your honor, CJK, allow me to demonstrate how FDR made our country look bad after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor!
Why can't FDR talk about it on the day it happened, huh? and who is he to say which date will live in infamy when it was already the 8th in Japan!?
ACTUALLY Japan doesn't have an Air Force, the planes were piloted by the Naval Air Service making this statement factually inaccurate!!!
Well duh you already said it was a surprise attack Mr. President!!
Why does he drone on and repeat the same thing?!? We get the point!!!
You all get the point. I can't keep on with this because I can't reduce my IQ to this level even if I wanted to.