I'm literally Joe Republican now

[minionofmidas]

so, on the same day Joe comes out of the closet, he re-registers as a Republican?!

Same thing, really, isn't it?

[minionofmidas]

If any actual voters turned up, they'd just spoil the party by voting for Ron Paul. Not a good idea.

[minionofmidas]

But okay, so to successfully infiltrate the Republican caucuses, I needed to look the part.  Unfortunately I don't own (...) khaki pants. 

You coulda just breathed the word.

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Heh.

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Didn't you say that already? Yeah, I think you called it "ghetto".

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Lol. This is hilarious. (Just how large is that precinct?)

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It is of course entirely possible that this wouldn't have happened if there had been more candidates than available slots.

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Everytime I hear slander like that, the scar over my chip implant starts acting up.

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I want this kind of direct democracy in my country. I think. I mean, talk about every vote being important! (How many delegates does Lonely Guy get to be?)