I'm literally Joe Republican now

[Keystone Phil]

I don't know how to feel. It's great to see another Republican especially if the new Republican is Joe but he's been such an asshat recently! Oh well, we'll still welcome him. Caucus for Santorum.

[Keystone Phil]

I'd caucus for Rick "The Fighter" Santorum assuming he's in the race after Iowa. Although he's actually one of the more reasonable ones of this group of "candidates."

God bless your sanity, my friend.

[Keystone Phil]

People here have finally seen the light. We forgive you for years of ignorance.

[Keystone Phil]

Great story!

If it's any consolation, caucuses aren't the only contests with totally ridiculous delegate rules. In PA, we directly elect our delegates (with a meaningless beauty pagent primary also on the ballot) and the candidates for delegate do not have for whom they are pledged next to their name. Good thing I'm involved so I know to whom each delegate candidate is pledged. Informing the public will be a difficult task since our primary hasn't meant anything in decades and the machines always dominated the delegate selection with only minor or no opposition. It will surely be a headache when April 24th rolls around.