Sir, this is no act!
As a libertarian it would be pretty stupid of me (or them) to think that our "policies" would lead to us having our freedoms limited by the Catholic church or Apple Corp. Why would I have those policies then? Unless you think we
want to have our freedoms limited by them, but that really doesn't make any sense, we'd just be Republicans then.
(that was a joke, Republicans don't (generally) want to have their freedoms limited by church or corp either, but, as you know, it's always funny to poke fun of people and their silly beliefs they take as fact)