As Bushie's World Turns (The Update Thread)

[WalterMitty]

bushie, im really not trying to be a smartass.  but *slow down*.   you were saying the *exact same things* with your last fiance.  you kept saying 'im going to take it slow.'  'it wont happen until xxxx at the earliest...'   and look what happened.

[WalterMitty]

torie is basically correct.

bushie, the reason you want to go back to kenya is because of your 'kids'.  you long to have a 'family' and unconditional love.  the very same reasons you rushed into your engagements.

to paraphrase jack kerouac...l love love.  and apparently so do you.  it is perfectly human.  but you have to stop and think things through with a clear head.

[WalterMitty]

that may be the best status update in the history of facebook. 

and bushie it took you forever just to go from regular soda to diet soda, yet you get engaged or plan to move 10,000 miles away at the drop of a hat.  i just dont get it...

[WalterMitty]

i didnt survive the first round of the trimming of the fb friends.

apparently im too much of a heathen!

[WalterMitty]

i would say he quits the new job  within 3 months...unless someone talks some sense into him.

[WalterMitty]

how come no one has told bushie that he doesnt have african children?

[WalterMitty]

they arent legally your children, bushie.

youre chasing rainbows again.  it will end the same as your other adventures have ended.

[WalterMitty]

Tell us truthfully why you haven't talked to your parents yet?

The timing is just not right.  I'm not leaving for three years, and I don't want to scare them.  I want to put some space after the initial trip to Kenya before I tell them so they won't think it's an emotional response. 

uh.  it is an emotional response.

another serious question, what if you meet a woman between now and your planned departure?  will she have to sign up for a kenyan deployment?

[WalterMitty]

bushie isnt going to think this through.  he truly believes god is telling him to do this.

[WalterMitty]

i think others have raised a legitimate question:  what do the kids want?

how do we know they want to be adopted by a strange man from a strange place with a belief in a strange god?

[WalterMitty]

Yes, I will be signing the card "Love from your daddy in Oklahoma!"

kind of creepy. 

[WalterMitty]

is this what is meant by the term 'going native?'

[WalterMitty]

i think this tropical malady may be a sign from the big spaghetti monster that pale, overweight foreigners, with tender tummies shouldnt be moving to kenya.

[WalterMitty]

i think this tropical malady may be a sign from the big spaghetti monster that pale, overweight foreigners, with tender tummies shouldnt be moving to kenya.

I have signatures turned off.. but may I ask your permission to use this as my new sig? LOL

sure.

[WalterMitty]

did i miss the results of the testing?

are they going to make us wait until next week's episode.

[WalterMitty]

am i the only one getting the feeling that bushie is screwing up on this job?

i definitely not trying to be mean...but bushie you seem to be sick a lot.

[WalterMitty]

bushie did you ever get the test results?

[WalterMitty]

bushie you cant plan your life based on parables and fairy tales.

[WalterMitty]

this gets better.

all bushie has to do is tell his parents that 'god told him' to move to kenya.  they will fall for it.

[WalterMitty]

I showed them the pictures of their two grandkids

::facepalm::

[WalterMitty]

bushie what ever happened to your plans to move to arizona or florida or some other horrible place?  marry some religious and have about 8 kids?  all of that sounds a lot more reasonable than moving to kenya chasing after some kids you send 10 bucks a  month to (who may not even being receiving it...)

[WalterMitty]

im not bathed in prayer so bushie thought i was a bad influence for his other fb friends.

[WalterMitty]

so bushie has come to the realization that he doesnt have african children?

[WalterMitty]

how often do you regret not staying on at the gas company?

[WalterMitty]

Bushie's Daddy is apparently a financial seer. Who knew?

didnt his dad encourage him to quit the gas company to go to the on company or ameriscam..whichever it was..